Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 3 | |
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For stealing a drink!
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Hey! Couldn't pass the straight-walk test ; being stopped by highway patrol.
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For selling used condoms
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FOR SHITTING IN THE ROAD, hahahhahahah
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FOR DROOLING ALL OVER THE PRETTY SHOES I'M WEARING, hahah, I've got lots of 'em
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FOR ROBBING THE BANK FOR COINS
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FOR TAKING THE RECORD OF EATING DONUTS
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For drinking whiskey with a straw. 10 years max for that!
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FOR BEING A SQUIRREL
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for having too many cones in your ***
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cool story bro, needs more dragons and ****
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for being purple AND letting her popsicle melt
serving consecutive sentences |
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For posing for a picture while the kids in the background burnt the house down. :X
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for not turning into a cool transformers car
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..for distracting me from turning into a transformer with them eyes. x.x
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For havin sex with spider man
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For making false accusations against a super hero. :D
(Not my fault, you should see what he can do with those webs. >.> |
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You must be careful bro. Those webs can cause great damage
for phuckin a cops wife infront of him |
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..for putting rocks on the railroad tracks near a busy intersection. :O
Criminal! |
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For damaging random cars in parkin lot
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