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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 3 | |
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For impersonating a lawyer, to "get his client off".  
Well....it really wasn't her fault. She was the kept woman of a major Columbian Drug Lord but never did anything wrong but she just happened to be there during the bust and they arrested her. |
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Credit Card scams most likely .. either that or indecent exposure
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For having a wayyyyyyyyyyy too cool Username!!
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Edited by
navygirl
on
Thu 12/22/11 12:06 PM
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She was arrested for looking too sexy.
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Molested santa
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Molested santa Damn; I knew Santa would squeal on me. I just let one hand wander and I get in trouble.
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stealing all the candy canes!
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stealing all the candy canes!
This one got arrested for false accusations; although there might be a bit of truth to it.
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For marrying Santa. Local women lodged a complaint against her.
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For flying the plane wearing nothing but a bomber jacket
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For peddling her wares on my street corner!!!!!!!!!!!!
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For setting Santa`s azz on fire.
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For doing his "Santa Claus" imitation to try to pick up women.
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for impersonating Father Time, telling all the young hotties it was his last week here and he wanted to go with a smile on his face.
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For torturing a Cubbie named Ashton, with handcuffs n whips
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for committing perjury when he told the judge he was younger than he was and causing the above cougar to get arrested.
(I will be waiting with the whip when you get out!! LOL ) |
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because she didn't come to my grandma's funeral
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She did a porno with "My Little Pony".
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For setting Santa`s azz on fire.
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For playing with everyones testes
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