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Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 3
luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/02/12 06:27 PM

Hey, I'm not that new.. just this profile. :D

I see you around last time I was here..
..but I don't recall seeing this 'indecentness'?

She got arrested for selling me chopped up soap and saying it was crack. :O
Let me take off my top.

Ok, now, lets sing a song.

One of these things is not like the other:banana:
One of these things just is not the same:banana:
can you guess which thing is not like the other:banana:
by the time we finish our game?:banana:laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 01/02/12 06:29 PM





She got arrested for selling me chopped up soap and saying it was crack. :O


But, that's actually legal..... On the other hand, anybody who's stupid enough to not know the difference between soap and crack....... LOCK'EM UP! laugh


So's humping a dog.. heck, I was told I got arrested for lying about having an Oscar Meyer Wiener :O


Dog humping is only legal in West Virginia, Wyoming and parts of Ohio......

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 01/02/12 06:30 PM


Hey, I'm not that new.. just this profile. :D

I see you around last time I was here..
..but I don't recall seeing this 'indecentness'?

She got arrested for selling me chopped up soap and saying it was crack. :O
Let me take off my top.

Ok, now, lets sing a song.

One of these things is not like the other:banana:
One of these things just is not the same:banana:
can you guess which thing is not like the other:banana:
by the time we finish our game?:banana:laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


I KNOW! I KNOW! You have one hairy pit.

epicpopsicle's photo
Mon 01/02/12 06:34 PM
for drinking his own piss..

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 01/02/12 06:35 PM
For wishing she was fast enough to get to it first.

epicpopsicle's photo
Mon 01/02/12 06:38 PM
for wishing that I wasn't fast enough..

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Mon 01/02/12 06:41 PM
..for taking me heart and stamping 'Return to Sender' on it. But accidentally shipping it to Pakistan where it was used in the production of a nuclear warhead that, ultimately, wasn't constructed right and exploded blowing up all of the middle east. :O

Ash36's photo
Mon 01/02/12 09:49 PM
For smackin his weiner on sheep's a$$

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Tue 01/03/12 05:28 AM


Hey, I'm not that new.. just this profile. :D

I see you around last time I was here..
..but I don't recall seeing this 'indecentness'?

She got arrested for selling me chopped up soap and saying it was crack. :O
Let me take off my top.

Ok, now, lets sing a song.

One of these things is not like the other:banana:
One of these things just is not the same:banana:
can you guess which thing is not like the other:banana:
by the time we finish our game?:banana:laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


..what in the...?

I could probably figure it out.. Once I focus and stop staring.. drool

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Tue 01/03/12 05:29 AM

For smackin his weiner on sheep's a$$


...Hey, no one said that was illegal!

..for being my accomplice. >:D

Katrrine's photo
Tue 01/03/12 05:32 AM
for being attacked by spiderman :)

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Tue 01/03/12 06:17 AM
..for being so far away..

:[

teadipper's photo
Tue 01/03/12 06:27 AM
well, the drug and sex trafficking charges were all dropped in his defense, he did spend the night in jail for that traffic ticket he didn't take care of.............

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 01/03/12 06:36 AM
For stealing fingerless fishnet gloves from the dollar store.

(Haha, inside joke)

boonedoggy61's photo
Tue 01/03/12 07:32 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl

Ash36's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:47 AM
Edited by Ash36 on Tue 01/03/12 10:47 AM
For showin his weiner in public. He thought he was in Amsterdam

Katrrine's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:57 AM
Edited by Katrrine on Tue 01/03/12 10:58 AM
For blocking the mall door with his butt tongue2

Ash36's photo
Tue 01/03/12 11:10 AM
For starring at my butt for a very long time

epicpopsicle's photo
Tue 01/03/12 11:12 AM
Edited by epicpopsicle on Tue 01/03/12 11:12 AM
for lighting his own fart on fire..

Ash36's photo
Tue 01/03/12 11:14 AM
For makin me pause my porn when she popped on chat

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