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really ?!?!?!?! you can't say t.i/t%s) Welcome to reality. Now...beat the system. |
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WHEW! Someone smells like a french whore! = Ease up on the aftershave. I could run this list for days. I thought only my mother and I said that!!! |
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French whores have that certain eye watering, nose burning djin est cest qua.
(my spelling is off but the pronunciation is accurate) |
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Edited by
josie68
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Tue 10/25/11 04:40 AM
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Kangaroos loose in the top paddock...... A wee bit slow (dumb)
ava go yer mug ..... Someone whos not trying hard enough Fair crack of the whip ..... give me a fair go 50 ks south of whoop whoop...... The middle of nowhere I'm Knackered...... Had it (tired) No worries Mate ..... no problem Dry as a dead dingo's donger......Dry ( thirsty) Bull dust ...... talkin rubbish ( lies) His Bloods worth bottling....... Great bloke No worries...... dont worry it's cool , I'll get it done. These are the really common ones that I use all the time. Pigs bum .. Your wrong Pull Ya head in.... dont want to listen to ya rubbish, so shut up |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Tue 10/25/11 04:48 AM
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J. Lo - junk in the trunk
Gettin a huge J-Lo from eating all of these doughnuts! tajmahtoilet - very expensive bathroom remodeling project Contractor's clients got $90 per square foot imported tile for the tajmahtoilet renovation. |
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WHEW! Someone smells like a french whore! = Ease up on the aftershave. I could run this list for days. I thought only my mother and I said that!!! Oh no! That's universal! 
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I'm Knackered...... Had it (tired) Cream Crackered Pull Ya head in.... dont want to listen to ya rubbish, so shut up Wind your neck in Merchant Banker = Wanker Dust Bin Lids = Kids Apples and Pears = Stairs |
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bananectomy:
This is when you remove the brown bruises in a banana to eat it. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 10/25/11 07:46 AM
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New York minute:
Very fast. (Don't put your purse there, it will be gone in a New York minute.) Current estimate for a New York minute is 3-5 seconds. |
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nintendicide:
That's when you are playing your Nintendo and you intentionally do something to get yourself killed so you can do something else. |
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Kangaroos loose in the top paddock...... A wee bit slow (dumb) ava go yer mug ..... Someone whos not trying hard enough Fair crack of the whip ..... give me a fair go 50 ks south of whoop whoop...... The middle of nowhere I'm Knackered...... Had it (tired) No worries Mate ..... no problem Dry as a dead dingo's donger......Dry ( thirsty) Bull dust ...... talkin rubbish ( lies) His Bloods worth bottling....... Great bloke No worries...... dont worry it's cool , I'll get it done. These are the really common ones that I use all the time. Pigs bum .. Your wrong Pull Ya head in.... dont want to listen to ya rubbish, so shut up I love them. I get a kick out of slang from other countries!! 
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Dude, I have tried my damnedest to understand Cockney slang and I guess too much of it is based on British entertainment...if it ain't Monty Python...I rarely get it. To be honest, most Londoners don't use cockney rhyming slang anymore it's tends to be an abbreviation of "Youth" slang You're right! It is indeed dying out and tends to be used mainly by the older costermongers in the East end. It is rarely if ever heard in the West end. Yeah? Wait till you get to try to incorporate EBONICS into daily conversations... Wordup Yo G! Funkin: two people at odds with each other, or mad at each other. |
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really ?!?!?!?! you can't say t.i/t%s) Thats what I said a week or so again. Since when is t!ts offensive?? All the ladies under 25 seem to prefer t|ts as one of the least offensive terms for t!ts. |
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and that fella there...he's as sharp as a bowling ball.
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Black Cadillacs
The drill sergeant said that we were going to take the Black Cadillacs out for a drive. He nearly drove us into the dirt. I never seen so many Black Cadillacs parked.
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Scootercide=
Didn't get across the intersection fast enough. Wheelchair bag= Cover for a portable bed pan. Sparechange= Bingo money. Going to the buffet= Actuallly the nickle slots casino. Pot luck= Some cases food others Chemo treatment. Her Adorable grandchildren are coming= Not the Ex Son in laws weekend with the kids. Family Bathroom= Some place big enough to get a wheelchair into. Senior Discount= Smaller portions and bigger prices. Pick up Window Time= The Half an Hour Late the Senior bus gets to be for your ride. Shipping and Handleing= Additional fees for not having the inventory in stock until you put in on your Platinum VIsa. Paper Panties= Grandma's under drawers. Let me put my hearing aid in= I was ignoreing you until I finished my crossword. Bless your heart= Wish I could run over you with my scooter. Go to bed with the chickens= Waking up six times a nite and before dawn. He went down the Hall= Another Room mate croaked. Weedless flowers= Artificial flowers Comfortable shoes= Slippers Senior moment= Forgot what I was doing. Sundowning Late afternoon Bitchyness Magic Bullet= Suppository or sometimes a Blender Gait Belt= Handle to hold on to Grandpa going down the steps Social Insecurity= Government Pension Chat and Sew Group Stitch and ***** Gossip session Going to the library= Bathroom time TecnoGranny= Computer Savy Downsizing= Throwing out crap your kids don't want, Ageing in Place= Too broke for Assisted Living Recliner Surfing= Napping |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Wed 10/26/11 02:43 PM
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Power Lounging
Power Lounging with t!ts |
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