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I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie!  I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!!  Ummmmm errrrrr ahhhhhh I quit 30 years ago, I just order to see the pretty colors now. Don't tell anyone! Would you like to help me recruit new members then? 
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oldhippie1952
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Fri 01/06/12 04:49 PM
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I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Ummmmm errrrrr ahhhhhh I quit 30 years ago, I just order to see the pretty colors now. Don't tell anyone! Would you like to help me recruit new members then? Ha! I don't know anyone yet but Boone, kitten and teadipper. I don't do well canvassing folks I don't know. Besides, 2 doors down is dating and relationships...this is your meeting room? You've confused the hippie... And you said 7pm, I'll be in treatment until about 9pm. |
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I'll have a Jack n Coke...........
Hold the Coke.......... Leave the..... Bottle!!!  
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I'm gonna go with a No on that question...
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I'm gonna go with a No on that question... I wouldn't mind helping but have no idea how. |
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Easy Hippie!!!!!!! That pretty face Can cause ya a whole lot of trouble buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm gonna go with a No on that question... I wouldn't mind helping but have no idea how. You could begin by buying me a Bud Ice Light!!! Tell Jade to pull it from the bottom of the cooler...I like mine very COLD!!!  Oh, and no glass please... Start the music boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! 
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I'm gonna go with a No on that question... I wouldn't mind helping but have no idea how. You could begin by buying me a Bud Ice Light!!! Tell Jade to pull it from the bottom of the cooler...I like mine very COLD!!! Oh, and no glass please... Start the music boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! http://youtu.be/S1bDOnsExsg |
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Welcome lil brother!!!!! |
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I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it!  Ok Hippie, but if you barf in here again, YOUR cleaning it up yourself. |
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I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Boone honey, whats that there crazy lady, talkin about? Ima just nota followen her, at all?? And why she gotta use all them big words, like savvy? Is that French or somethin? |
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Jade honey!!!!! Who let the Salvation army In here?????????? This is a manly mans bar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, shes from the Army???? |
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What you need to do is hire some strippers in this bar or Jade can do the job n we can get a good budget.
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I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Boone honey, whats that there crazy lady, talkin about? Ima just nota followen her, at all?? And why she gotta use all them big words, like savvy? Is that French or somethin? I'm all better now ....the men showed me the way....Bring me another Bud Ice Jade!!! I feel so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!...By the way, who does your hair???
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I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Oh no, PLEASE dont aggravate, or confuse, the hippie. Its really NOT a good thing! We try to keep him, as drunk, and calm, and numb, as possible. That seems to work the best!*giggle, giggle* Dont it, Boonehoney? Ummmmm errrrrr ahhhhhh I quit 30 years ago, I just order to see the pretty colors now. Don't tell anyone! Would you like to help me recruit new members then? Ha! I don't know anyone yet but Boone, kitten and teadipper. I don't do well canvassing folks I don't know. Besides, 2 doors down is dating and relationships...this is your meeting room? You've confused the hippie... And you said 7pm, I'll be in treatment until about 9pm. |
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I'll have a Jack n Coke........... Hold the Coke.......... Leave the..... Bottle!!! If you wanna buy Jack Daniels by the bottle here, its gonna cost... hmmmmmm, Boonehoney, help me with this. I didnt get schooled so good, on that their adding thing. Thats why I use this here little math machine. *Jade hands Boone her calculator* Now, figure out how many Jack Daniels drinks, that I can make, out of one bottle of Jack Daniels, and Jack Daniels drinks cost $3.75 each, and tell me how much that is. Darlin, Boone will tell you how much, a bottle of Jack Daniels costs in here, in just a minute.*giggle* |
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I'm gonna go with a No on that question... I wouldn't mind helping but have no idea how. You could begin by buying me a Bud Ice Light!!! Tell Jade to pull it from the bottom of the cooler...I like mine very COLD!!! Oh, and no glass please... Start the music boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, SHE WAS JUST TRYING TO ORDER A BEER??? Dang, that sure was alot of fancy talk, to order a dang beer. |
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What you need to do is hire some strippers in this bar or Jade can do the job n we can get a good budget. BOONEY HONEY, Ash is talkin trash to me again!!!! Now he wants me, or somebody, to strip the paint, off the walls. Says we'll get more buisness???? I may not be the smartest person, but I do believe, that will look real ugly like! |
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I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Boone honey, whats that there crazy lady, talkin about? Ima just nota followen her, at all?? And why she gotta use all them big words, like savvy? Is that French or somethin? I'm all better now ....the men showed me the way....Bring me another Bud Ice Jade!!! I feel so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!...By the way, who does your hair??? Here ya go sweety, heres ya beer, nice and cold like. My hair? I go to that their beauty parlor, you know? The one,,,the one,,, you know, over there. On,,,,on,,,,on that street, you know? Yeah, its over there on that street. And some real, nice like, lady does it!*giggle, giggle* |
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