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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2
Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 01/07/12 08:58 AM
I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Boone honey, whats that there crazy lady, talkin about? Ima just nota followen her, at all?? And why she gotta use all them big words, like savvy? Is that French or somethin? I'm all better now ....the men showed me the way....Bring me another Bud Ice Jade!!! I feel so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!...By the way, who does your hair??? Here ya go sweety, heres ya beer, nice and cold like. My hair? I go to that their beauty parlor, you know? The one,,,the one,,, you know, over there. On,,,,on,,,,on that street, you know? Yeah, its over there on that street. And some real, nice like, lady does it!giggle, giggle It's hot Jade Blade....it's hot and I want one!!!! REFILL toots!!! Hicup!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/07/12 09:03 AM
I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Boone honey, whats that there crazy lady, talkin about? Ima just nota followen her, at all?? And why she gotta use all them big words, like savvy? Is that French or somethin? I'm all better now ....the men showed me the way....Bring me another Bud Ice Jade!!! I feel so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!...By the way, who does your hair??? Here ya go sweety, heres ya beer, nice and cold like. My hair? I go to that their beauty parlor, you know? The one,,,the one,,, you know, over there. On,,,,on,,,,on that street, you know? Yeah, its over there on that street. And some real, nice like, lady does it!giggle, giggle It's hot Jade Blade....it's hot and I want one!!!! REFILL toots!!! Hicup!!!! Another beer? I just gave you....nevermind....here ya go. Oh, you aint seen nothin yet darlin. If you think MY hair is hot, wait till you see BOONES hair. Its on fire! giggle

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 01/07/12 09:05 AM
I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Boone honey, whats that there crazy lady, talkin about? Ima just nota followen her, at all?? And why she gotta use all them big words, like savvy? Is that French or somethin? I'm all better now ....the men showed me the way....Bring me another Bud Ice Jade!!! I feel so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!...By the way, who does your hair??? Here ya go sweety, heres ya beer, nice and cold like. My hair? I go to that their beauty parlor, you know? The one,,,the one,,, you know, over there. On,,,,on,,,,on that street, you know? Yeah, its over there on that street. And some real, nice like, lady does it!giggle, giggle It's hot Jade Blade....it's hot and I want one!!!! REFILL toots!!! Hicup!!!! Another beer? I just gave you....nevermind....here ya go. Oh, you aint seen nothin yet darlin. If you think MY hair is hot, wait till you see BOONES hair. Its on fire! giggle Hic, hic, hicup....Will he let me touch it? Hicup!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/07/12 09:07 AM
I know drinks are supposed to be on Ash, but can I have my beer in a mug? Am I too late to get the free booze oh mistress of the boozers??? I want a hurricane. It hasn't got pretty colors in it but everything will after I chug it! Hello Mr. Hip Hop Hippie! I'm Leigh, sooooo nice to meet you. Wanted to stop in and see if any of you fine, fine ladies and gents would like to join me tomorrow at 7:00 PM two doors down...We're having a 100 year anniversary celebration of our "It's never to late to stop, just say no, remember what you said and did last night, and who you did it with!!!" AA sober, savvy, and sullen meeting for the responsible, righteous, rough necks who have made this din of iniquity their second home ...We will be serving cake, ice cream, and coffee on tap .....Please, won't you join me in this incredible journey to recovery....Intervention specialist will be available to speak to you"one on one" in a private room upstairs, if you feel the need... The drawing for door prizes begins at 9:00 PM sharp...Prizes include a years supply of major brand cigarettes for 5 lucky winners, custom Bic lighters, hand painted ceramic ashtrays, and 100 Dvd's of the movie "Leaving Las Vegas"...... Immediately following the drawing,"Sarah Says Yes" will preform a free style, clothing optional, dance routine ..Please, won't you join me!!! Make tomorrow night your night to get sober, savvy, and somber!! Boone honey, whats that there crazy lady, talkin about? Ima just nota followen her, at all?? And why she gotta use all them big words, like savvy? Is that French or somethin? I'm all better now ....the men showed me the way....Bring me another Bud Ice Jade!!! I feel so GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!...By the way, who does your hair??? Here ya go sweety, heres ya beer, nice and cold like. My hair? I go to that their beauty parlor, you know? The one,,,the one,,, you know, over there. On,,,,on,,,,on that street, you know? Yeah, its over there on that street. And some real, nice like, lady does it!giggle, giggle It's hot Jade Blade....it's hot and I want one!!!! REFILL toots!!! Hicup!!!! Another beer? I just gave you....nevermind....here ya go. Oh, you aint seen nothin yet darlin. If you think MY hair is hot, wait till you see BOONES hair. Its on fire! giggle Hic, hic, hicup....Will he let me touch it? Hicup!!!! Darlin, look at my face. Can you not see, that my lips are burnt to a crisp, from kissing that man. Hes just about burnt them clear off. And you want to touch his head???

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 01/07/12 09:58 AM
Now see, you got Leigh drinking. This calls for a gallon of Gallo. And some beer to wash it down. But it has to be Lowenbrau from Germany with the corks on them. I only drink the best you know.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 01/07/12 10:18 AM
Now see, you got Leigh drinking. This calls for a gallon of Gallo. And some beer to wash it down. But it has to be Lowenbrau from Germany with the corks on them. I only drink the best you know. <-----------------Me!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 01/07/12 10:25 AM
Now see, you got Leigh drinking. This calls for a gallon of Gallo. And some beer to wash it down. But it has to be Lowenbrau from Germany with the corks on them. I only drink the best you know. I sure did not GET Leigh drinking. Shes doing a damn good job of it, all by herself!!! We was just about to do a chug-a-lug together! Aint that right, Leigh? *Jade "high-fives" Leigh* giggle, giggle

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Sat 01/07/12 10:37 AM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sat 01/07/12 10:53 AM
I smell preferential treatment. How come you didn't take her car keys? We men would be glad to take her home.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 01/07/12 11:22 AM Edited by boonedoggy61 on Sat 01/07/12 11:24 AM
I smell preferential treatment. How come you didn't take her car keys? We men would be glad to take her home. Already thought of that Hippie!!!!!! There a hotel just around the corner....................I am taking her there now............. Don't wait up for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 01/07/12 12:09 PM
I smell preferential treatment. How come you didn't take her car keys? We men would be glad to take her home. Already thought of that Hippie!!!!!! There a hotel just around the corner....................I am taking her there now............. Don't wait up for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!! Can I bunk witchya tonight?!!?????? My head is killing me!!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Sat 01/07/12 02:33 PM
QUITE down Leigh !!!!!!!!! you will get us kicked out of the Hotel before we get checked in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 01/08/12 06:02 PM
Too late Boonedoggy, her and Jade have both fled. You must be too hot to handle.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 01/09/12 03:59 AM
Damn the luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 01/09/12 02:28 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 01/09/12 02:31 PM
Too late Boonedoggy, her and Jade have both fled. You must be too hot to handle. Hahahahah that was fun. I havent played "ditch em" in a long time. I live on Boonedoggys Harley sometimes, but I do have a place of my own too. Come on Leigh, its just around the corner, and I got a "David Hasslehoff", and a "Jusin Beiber" CD, some OLD azz wine, and a fridge full of ICE COLD "Bud Ice!!". Wooooooo hooooooo! We gonna get wild, with that music playen!giggle, giggle

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 01/09/12 02:33 PM
Sneaking out in daylight so Boone don't need to light your way? And here I was ready to do a pole dance for you...

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Mon 01/09/12 03:21 PM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Mon 01/09/12 06:23 PM
I need a big drink, right now. Jade, puh-leeze?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 01/10/12 04:49 PM
I need a big drink, right now. Jade, puh-leeze? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge. You and me both. Lets down some "Long Island Ice Teas". Wooooooooooo Hooooooooooo!

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Tue 01/10/12 04:52 PM
can i plz get a drink hoe