I need 3 bottles Jade. Life sometimes whacks ya and it's best to pass out when it does.

"UMMMMMMMMMMM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE,

JOHNNY CALLED ME A HOE!".



Your in trouble now Johnny,

cause Boone dont let people, call me gardening tools!

You know my bottle prices are out of your range Hippie!

I, well Boone does it for me.

He figures out how many drinks,

I can make, out of a bottle of booze,

and then he does that math thingy,

and they cost $3.75 each.

So 1 bottle usually ends up costing,

ummmmmmmmmmmm,

well,

ermmmmmmmmmm,

ALOT!

Jade honey....Let the old fart have em for 15 bucks a piece, He's a friend Honey!!!!!!!!!!

As for you Johnny!!!!!!!! you be nice to my lady or you can leave till ya can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooo hooo! It's Thursday, time to get warmed up for the weekend.

Start me with tequila sunrises Jade!

Whatever you say Boone!

Your "the boss!".

No wait,

Roberta's "the boss!"

Ummmmmmm,

wait....

actually I recon I did hear somewhere,

that "Bruce Springstien", was "the boss".

Whoever in the heck he is.*giggle, giggle*

See Johnny,

I done told you.

Boone dont let people call me gardening tools. *giggle*

A Tequila Sunrise, coming right up.

Hey,

I know a song bout that.

It goes like this...

like.......

like.......

wait, wait, I know it!

Just let me remember.

Ok,

I got it....




Just another Tequila Sunrise

bla, bla, bla,

bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla,

bla, bla, bla, bla!


I dont know the whole song! *giggle, giggle".

Is there any yellow snow in this bar? I need to buy it for a dickhead who lives nearby

you are seriously messed up in the head

Either Jade is the daughter of Boone or Boone is an official of UNICEF. Jade baby, when did ya turned 18? And tell your sister Roberta to put a leash on her bf

I hope Roberta wont kill me for the above post. Im kidding you boitch

How much have you drunk today Ash??

YOU KNOW that IM Boones girl!

Im a bartendress, like, lady bar person, who like makes boozew beverages,

so of course I been 18 for a spell.



I know Roberta has a dog collar, and leash,

for herself...

But she done quit trying,

to put one on Gearhead!*giggle*

He just chews off of it,

or uses a cutting torch,

to remove em.



He is real good,

about stayin in the yard, though now.

He used to go dodo,

in the neighbors yard,

and

OHHHHHHHHH LORDY, would they holler!!!

Ya know Ash,

I thought we were friends.

You know I love you,

and then you have to go,

and join the morons, and insult Gearhead!

I am REALLY SICK of MORONS thinking,

thats its ok to mess with Gearhead!

First that chick, AND NOW YOU!

ITS NOT!!

YOU GOT THAT!!!

AND IT BEST NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!!!



AND I DONT CARE IF I GET SUSPENDED,

FOR CALLING YOU A MORON,

CAUSE YOUR A JERK!



You are soooooooooooooooooooo off my friends list!

Thanks alot Ash!
















































































































































































































hehehe.....just kidding!

Btw, I was more scared from gearhead. Imagine he chassing me with a chainsaw in his hands and then in the middle of the chase i ask him to lend me the chainsaw in exchange for strawberry cake that my mom baked. how Amazing it would be. Oh NEVERMIND!!!

Hey it's Friday 13, time to chase it away with some black scorpions! Jade!!!!!!!!!!!! I need you!