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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 2
luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/02/12 02:15 PM

I would like to have a glass of milk for now. Yes, i asked for a glass of milk in a bar. There's a solid reason behind it. *evil grinn*


Ok, let me get this here straight.

Hippie wants champagne, and Ash wants milk???

Ohhhhhh my, this is a freaky year already! *giggle*

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/02/12 02:19 PM

Tarbender, I'd like a shot of hair-o-the dog...the one that bit me in the *** last night, chewed a hole in my spine, swallowed me whole and spit me up in the alley behind some bar I didn't even make it into last night, and left me for.....Dead!!

Darlin, I am sorry but I have looked at every one of these bottles,

twice,

and I surely dont have me no "Hair of The Dog".

*Jade screams out*

Roberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrta. We need to get some "Hair of The Dog", we either dont have it, or we're out!



Ummmmmm, yeah, ok Jade!

Look at her!!

And we're sisters!!

Life is so unfair!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/02/12 02:21 PM

Jade, sit on my lap please and keep pouring Bourbon, or better yet, Templeton Rye, until you think I've had enough.


If I was to sit on your lap,

Boone would make sure,

that you did not have a lap, anymore!!

So im not thinkin, thats a good idea!

Ash36's photo
Mon 01/02/12 04:55 PM
Where's my milk???

oldhippie1952's photo
Mon 01/02/12 05:27 PM
Psssst! Jade?

Don't tell anyone I don't drink. I just get tequila sunrises to look at the pretty colors.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/02/12 05:35 PM

Where's my milk???
Ash, you KNOW you are leaving yourself WIDE OPEN with that,

dont you?

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 01/02/12 05:36 PM

Psssst! Jade?

Don't tell anyone I don't drink. I just get tequila sunrises to look at the pretty colors.
As long as you pay for the pretty colors,

we dont give a rats azz, what you do with them!laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 01/03/12 09:43 AM


*Jade singing "The Vagina Song"

I want me a real vaginer there:banana:

so friggen bad:banana: *giggle*



I really do, want a vaginer.

Roberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrta!! Whats it like to have a vaginer???


Ummmmmmmmmmmm, you have one too Jade.

I do?!?! Where????

You remember. Our mom called it "The little man in the boat".

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh,

thats a vaginer???


Its not a vaginer Jade, its called a Vagin.....a.

Vaginer, Vagina, you say tomato, and I say tomato, whatever.



I cant take this much longer!noway

Does anyone have a gun?frustrated


Ash36's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:41 AM


Where's my milk???
Ash, you KNOW you are leaving yourself WIDE OPEN with that,

dont you?
ummmm i guess so

irisheyes79's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:42 AM
wtf my drink mad

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:43 AM



Where's my milk???
Ash, you KNOW you are leaving yourself WIDE OPEN with that,

dont you?
ummmm i guess so
pitchfork

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:44 AM

wtf my drink mad


Lemme guess.

Someone done stole your drink, and now you want a free one, right?

irisheyes79's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:46 AM


wtf my drink mad


Lemme guess.

Someone done stole your drink, and now you want a free one, right?
either that or you can give me lip service

ujGearhead's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:46 AM


wtf my drink mad


Lemme guess.

Someone done stole your drink, and now you want a free one, right?


Somebody done stoled mine too!!!

irisheyes79's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:51 AM



wtf my drink mad


Lemme guess.

Someone done stole your drink, and now you want a free one, right?


Somebody done stoled mine too!!!
what kind of place this woman run drinks arent safe noway

Ash36's photo
Tue 01/03/12 11:02 AM




Where's my milk???
Ash, you KNOW you are leaving yourself WIDE OPEN with that,

dont you?
ummmm i guess so
pitchfork
pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork Jade is really lucky to be my victim

irisheyes79's photo
Tue 01/03/12 11:03 AM





Where's my milk???
Ash, you KNOW you are leaving yourself WIDE OPEN with that,

dont you?
ummmm i guess so
pitchfork
pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork Jade is really lucky to be my victim
laugh

ujGearhead's photo
Tue 01/03/12 11:23 AM




wtf my drink mad


Lemme guess.

Someone done stole your drink, and now you want a free one, right?


Somebody done stoled mine too!!!
what kind of place this woman run drinks arent safe noway


I'm starting to think that she steals them when we're not looking so they can sell more.........

Ash36's photo
Tue 01/03/12 12:01 PM





wtf my drink mad


Lemme guess.

Someone done stole your drink, and now you want a free one, right?


Somebody done stoled mine too!!!
what kind of place this woman run drinks arent safe noway


I'm starting to think that she steals them when we're not looking so they can sell more.........
rofl

boonedoggy61's photo
Tue 01/03/12 12:14 PM



wtf my drink mad


Lemme guess.

Someone done stole your drink, and now you want a free one, right?
either that or you can give me lip service









Hey wonder boy!!!!!!!!!!!! Ya talking trash to my girl?????.........






tongue2 tongue2 rofl rofl

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