Topic: How long?
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Sat 10/22/11 02:31 PM

Step away from your computer. And go outside it's faster.


Agreed :)

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Sat 10/22/11 02:37 PM
"you can check out any time you'd like, but you can never leave"

s1owhand's photo
Sat 10/22/11 06:08 PM

I've been on here three weeks and have yet to meet anyone. How long does it usually take?


4 or 5 minutes

josie68's photo
Sat 10/22/11 06:15 PM
Hmmm about 3 days blushing

But wouldn't you rather it take a long time and find the right person, it's not so much about meeting anyone, gosh you could do that in the first few seconds.. It's about finding someone who is just right.. Whats the rush, just have fun

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Sat 10/22/11 06:18 PM

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 10/22/11 06:34 PM
On a long dreaded Google, cool site on my screen
Sweet look at chiquitas; rising up through my pants
Down below on the monitor, I saw a shimmering light
My mouth grew heavy and my eyes went wide
I had to stop for the night
There she showed in my inbox;
I heard the speaker yell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up my Yahoo and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Mingle Twooooooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Mingle Twwooooooo
Any time of year, you can find them here

Her mind is definitely-twisted, she got the Handsy Hands
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, at the Nudist Club.
Some dance to remember, some dance for filming

So I called to Jade Sasha,
’please bring my free beer’
She said, ’we haven’t had that freebie here since Roberta took rein’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

You have mail at Hotel Mingle Twoooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
We're livin’ it up at the site called Mingle Twoooo
What a nice surprise, bring your no pic lies

Mirrors for your cell shot,
Big fish in your hand
And she said ’Might be prisoners here, but I'll use my own device’
And down in the mod’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They block them with their wireless mice,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Headed for Luv's bar
I had to find one posting back
To the thread I was before
’relax,’ said the mod man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 10/23/11 05:32 AM

On a long dreaded Google, cool site on my screen
Sweet look at chiquitas; rising up through my pants
Down below on the monitor, I saw a shimmering light
My mouth grew heavy and my eyes went wide
I had to stop for the night
There she showed in my inbox;
I heard the speaker yell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up my Yahoo and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Mingle Twooooooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Mingle Twwooooooo
Any time of year, you can find them here

Her mind is definitely-twisted, she got the Handsy Hands
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, at the Nudist Club.
Some dance to remember, some dance for filming

So I called to Jade Sasha,
’please bring my free beer’
She said, ’we haven’t had that freebie here since Roberta took rein’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

You have mail at Hotel Mingle Twoooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
We're livin’ it up at the site called Mingle Twoooo
What a nice surprise, bring your no pic lies

Mirrors for your cell shot,
Big fish in your hand
And she said ’Might be prisoners here, but I'll use my own device’
And down in the mod’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They block them with their wireless mice,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Headed for Luv's bar
I had to find one posting back
To the thread I was before
’relax,’ said the mod man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!
Im so lucky! YOU ROCK!:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

flowerforyou :tongue: :heart: drinker love :banana: bigsmile blushing smooched smitten biggrin tongue2 :thumbsup: waving winking

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers

soufiehere's photo
Sun 10/23/11 05:52 AM

On a long dreaded Google, cool site on my screen
Sweet look at chiquitas; rising up through my pants
Down below on the monitor, I saw a shimmering light
My mouth grew heavy and my eyes went wide
I had to stop for the night
There she showed in my inbox;
I heard the speaker yell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up my Yahoo and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Mingle Twooooooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Mingle Twwooooooo
Any time of year, you can find them here

Her mind is definitely-twisted, she got the Handsy Hands
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, at the Nudist Club.
Some dance to remember, some dance for filming

So I called to Jade Sasha,
’please bring my free beer’
She said, ’we haven’t had that freebie here since Roberta took rein’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

You have mail at Hotel Mingle Twoooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
We're livin’ it up at the site called Mingle Twoooo
What a nice surprise, bring your no pic lies

Mirrors for your cell shot,
Big fish in your hand
And she said ’Might be prisoners here, but I'll use my own device’
And down in the mod’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They block them with their wireless mice,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Headed for Luv's bar
I had to find one posting back
To the thread I was before
’relax,’ said the mod man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

This will be singing in my head all day :-)

krupa's photo
Sun 10/23/11 06:07 AM
10"

Wait...what was the question?

no photo
Sun 10/23/11 10:36 AM
Why does everyone want tomake a joke out of my question?

soufiehere's photo
Sun 10/23/11 10:39 AM

Why does everyone want tomake a joke out of my question?

Humor sells dude.
Moroseness, not so much.

PapaPanther1980's photo
Sun 10/23/11 10:42 AM

Till hell freezes over, or possibly longer.laugh laugh J/K

Depends how aggressively you search.

When I first came here I searched every day, twice a day, so as not to miss the fresh meat. bigsmile

I searched in my area, so meetups were possible.drinker

I went on alot of dates, and met alot of totally awesome guys on here, but just didnt quite meet "the one"...sad2

until I realized, "the one", was already a friend I had been talking to for 3 years.surprised

So huh, you knew know.whoa

Just be relentless, thats my advice. Forget your pride... Hunt em down like meat!Stalk em, and get em!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Like "Nike" says, "just do it!":banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


I like your style!!:thumbsup:

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Sun 10/23/11 12:29 PM
Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Sun 10/23/11 12:32 PM



four years, seven months, and two weeks or thereabouts....(sigh)ohwell


Where do I get the paperwork for that....?

shades




laugh ..just a rough estimate, based on the date below my picture, and today's dateglasses


well that would only require an inexpensive calculator. Unless some of us wish to start cataloging our losses, and scammer run ins....

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 10/23/11 12:31 PM
Even if you meet someone here, it doesn't mean it will work out or that they will be the "one" you are looking for.

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Sun 10/23/11 12:31 PM

Why does everyone want tomake a joke out of my question?


it's the nature of the forum

we will give you a serious answer - there aren't that many of those

the rest of the time we goof off & hope you'll be hep to the humor

apparently that will not be the case this time

welcome, anyway

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 10/23/11 12:32 PM
Also, you don't have a picture of yourself. That is going to be a problem for most folks who are seriously looking.

no photo
Sun 10/23/11 12:35 PM

Also, you don't have a picture of yourself. That is going to be a problem for most folks who are seriously looking.


I agree I will meet anyone without one uploaded to the site. Even all the reasons for not having one being understood, and given that anyone can fake a photo - I'm going with the odds that someone who want to actually meet will have a current photo

no photo
Sun 10/23/11 01:07 PM


Why does everyone want tomake a joke out of my question?

Humor sells dude.
Moroseness, not so much.


i probably have the besy sense of humor of amyone on ere.

ujGearhead's photo
Sun 10/23/11 01:19 PM


On a long dreaded Google, cool site on my screen
Sweet look at chiquitas; rising up through my pants
Down below on the monitor, I saw a shimmering light
My mouth grew heavy and my eyes went wide
I had to stop for the night
There she showed in my inbox;
I heard the speaker yell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up my Yahoo and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Mingle Twooooooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Mingle Twwooooooo
Any time of year, you can find them here

Her mind is definitely-twisted, she got the Handsy Hands
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, at the Nudist Club.
Some dance to remember, some dance for filming

So I called to Jade Sasha,
’please bring my free beer’
She said, ’we haven’t had that freebie here since Roberta took rein’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

You have mail at Hotel Mingle Twoooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
We're livin’ it up at the site called Mingle Twoooo
What a nice surprise, bring your no pic lies

Mirrors for your cell shot,
Big fish in your hand
And she said ’Might be prisoners here, but I'll use my own device’
And down in the mod’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They block them with their wireless mice,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Headed for Luv's bar
I had to find one posting back
To the thread I was before
’relax,’ said the mod man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!
Im so lucky! YOU ROCK!:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

flowerforyou :tongue: :heart: drinker love :banana: bigsmile blushing smooched smitten biggrin tongue2 :thumbsup: waving winking

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers


blushing

ujGearhead's photo
Sun 10/23/11 01:19 PM


On a long dreaded Google, cool site on my screen
Sweet look at chiquitas; rising up through my pants
Down below on the monitor, I saw a shimmering light
My mouth grew heavy and my eyes went wide
I had to stop for the night
There she showed in my inbox;
I heard the speaker yell
And I was thinking to myself,
’this could be heaven or this could be hell’
Then she lit up my Yahoo and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Mingle Twooooooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Mingle Twwooooooo
Any time of year, you can find them here

Her mind is definitely-twisted, she got the Handsy Hands
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, at the Nudist Club.
Some dance to remember, some dance for filming

So I called to Jade Sasha,
’please bring my free beer’
She said, ’we haven’t had that freebie here since Roberta took rein’
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

You have mail at Hotel Mingle Twoooo
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place
We're livin’ it up at the site called Mingle Twoooo
What a nice surprise, bring your no pic lies

Mirrors for your cell shot,
Big fish in your hand
And she said ’Might be prisoners here, but I'll use my own device’
And down in the mod’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They block them with their wireless mice,
But they just can’t kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Headed for Luv's bar
I had to find one posting back
To the thread I was before
’relax,’ said the mod man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
But you can never leave!

This will be singing in my head all day :-)


Then my job here is done. pitchfork devil MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA