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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 12/04/11 01:05 AM
so.....you don't know the answer? UG doesn't nO the answer either.. It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway...... Nicely done. You want a part time job? Does it pay better than the job you gave me rolling pennies and giving refunds? I'll take that as a big, fat NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! In that case, I'm not interested. .1% of all those pennies don't go to far..... Wanna come over and do some "manual labor" out in the yard, with your shirt off? It's kinda chilly to be half naked outside right now. It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye from being impaled by a hard nipple..... I'm sure I can think of something inside though....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 12/04/11 01:07 AM
It's kinda chilly to be half naked outside right now. It's all fun and games till somebody loses an eye from being impaled by a hard nipple.. OMG its already starting again today!

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Sun 12/04/11 12:05 PM


luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/05/11 12:00 PM
What happened? Did you get impaled by a hard nipple?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 12/05/11 12:00 PM
And taking YOUR calls LIVE and online.......................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 12/07/11 11:38 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 12/07/11 11:39 AM
Yes biotchy fortune teller. Please tell me why im biotchy so biotchy all the biotchy time? Well 1) You have very pointed ears. 2) You ARE the Biotchy Queen. 3) You look very biotchy, so it fits you well. 4) Your just a biotch. 5) Your hair is hideous. 6) Your king..........nevermind. 7) Your really good at being a biotch. 8) You kingdom, is especially made for biotching in. 9) You must set a good example for all your biotches and basnastards. 10) Because you can. And next caller LIVE and online..................................

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 12/08/11 06:56 AM
im havin women probs

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Thu 12/08/11 07:15 AM
Amen Boitchy queen there's a women whoz disturbin my thoughts. I got her number, but still dont call her cuz i feel she doesnt care who am i. Should i delete her from my memory? She lives across the line.

Ash36 Joined Fri 12/24/10 Posts: 19735	Thu 12/08/11 07:16 AM
im havin women probs me too

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 12/08/11 07:17 AM
im havin women probs me too there's 2 that haunt my dreams at nite

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Thu 12/08/11 08:42 AM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things.......

irisheyes79 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 16745	Thu 12/08/11 09:10 AM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... well if i can look for an insult i always have you i'm glad you never let me down on those

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Thu 12/08/11 09:28 AM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... well if i can look for an insult i always have you i'm glad you never let me down on those Insult? You should hear what I say about people that I DON'T like.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/08/11 12:46 PM
Amen Boitchy queen there's a women whoz disturbin my thoughts. I got her number, but still dont call her cuz i feel she doesnt care who am i. Should i delete her from my memory? She lives across the line. Online LIVE with Ash...thanks for your call. Let me ask you some questions about her.. 1) Is she good looking? 2) Is she a good lover? 3) Does she make you feel special, and appreciated? 4) Does she have alot of money? 5) Is she blackmailing you to be with her? 6) Do you get excited when you think of talking to her. 7) Do you think about her alot? 8) Can she cook? 9) Would you, or she, consider possibly relocating, to be together? and most important... 10) Does she swallow? If you answered yes to one, or at least half of these, then you should pursue her. If you answered no to even just one of these, kick her to the curb. Your Ash, "The Ash Man". Oh so smart, fine, sweet, lovable, caring, funny, gorgeous, sexy, kind, ect, with the most beautiful blue eyes, on the planet! You deserve all of those things Ash, DONT EVER SETTLE FOR LESS! YOU ROCK! And next caller LIVE and online......................................

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/08/11 12:47 PM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... OMG, he didnt? Oh yes, he did!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/08/11 12:51 PM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... well if i can look for an insult i always have you i'm glad you never let me down on those Johnny, im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS ))))))

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Thu 12/08/11 12:56 PM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... well if i can look for an insult i always have you i'm glad you never let me down on those Johnny, im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS )))))) The doctor told me he'd give me cat-like reflexes. He never told me it involved swapping brains with my cat!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/08/11 01:39 PM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... well if i can look for an insult i always have you i'm glad you never let me down on those Johnny, im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS )))))) The doctor told me he'd give me cat-like reflexes. He never told me it involved swapping brains with my cat! And I thought all this time that a "cathead" was a kind of bisquit!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Thu 12/08/11 02:34 PM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... well if i can look for an insult i always have you i'm glad you never let me down on those Johnny, im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS )))))) The doctor told me he'd give me cat-like reflexes. He never told me it involved swapping brains with my cat! And I thought all this time that a "cathead" was a kind of bisquit! A cathead is the chick who's in charge of the whore house.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 12/08/11 03:00 PM
im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... well if i can look for an insult i always have you i'm glad you never let me down on those Johnny, im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS )))))) The doctor told me he'd give me cat-like reflexes. He never told me it involved swapping brains with my cat! And I thought all this time that a "cathead" was a kind of bisquit! A cathead is the chick who's in charge of the whore house. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Does there have to be more than one whore? If not, I could be a cathead!