OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?" ..wierd but had to say something back or its rude..
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!

I could see that happening

in an office setting its not unheard of....

That is funny.

imagine going to a bar or restuarant and doing this lol

One day I went to the park with a friend and used an outhouse there. All of a sudden I heard a plunk but knew it wasn't mine because I hadn't yet sat down. That was when I realized my cell phone had fallen into the mess.

I panicked. It was a brand new expensive cell phone and I didn't know what to do. I called up the Parks Department, and desperately told them my story.

They rescued the phone for me, cleaned it, disinfected it, and handed it back. It smelled really pretty!!!!! (They use an unusually powerful disinfectant).

I was then able to return the cell phone to the company to exchange it for another (which was permitted on the contract). I told them I had dropped it in liquid. (If only they had known what kind.)

Do you know that Parks Dept (in my area anyway) regularly vacuums out these toilets? (At least in some areas anyway!)
There are often as many cell phones and wallets in there as other material - so don't keep that kind of thing in a pocket when using an outdoor toilet. (Mine was in a side pocket).

I thought the Parks Dept was the greatest department under the sun!
I guess, as a government department, they were pretty used to cleaning up sh__.

I've heard this joke several times, and it still cracks me up.

LOL!! Funny!!