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Or they just blatantly ask for your cell phone number and yahoo messenger info. That's REALLY pissing me off of late. Menz, quit pizzing ED off. (She can hurl animal poo!) |
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Or they just blatantly ask for your cell phone number and yahoo messenger info. That's REALLY pissing me off of late. Menz, quit pizzing ED off. (She can hurl animal poo!) Nah, that's better put to use composting. However, I can use the cattle prod, or pull out the elastocator... Bwahahaha! |
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Nah, that's better put to use composting. However, I can use the cattle prod, or pull out the elastocator... Bwahahaha! I am kind of afraid of knowing what an 'elasocator' is. I am getting that 'feet in stirrups' feeling. |
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I will give you my FAVORITE type of email. :-) 'Hi, please write me back with all your information so I can see if I like you.' I laugh and laugh :-) My LEAST favorite is: 'I have seen your picture and I know you are the ONE.' First email. Really. I often get something like: "Hi. Tell me about yourself." When I ask them what they want to know, they say anything. When I ask them to be more specific, they say they don't know what to ask, or they ask the questions in the first email. So unoriginal. This is a logistics conundrum. The guy does not know what to ask, because he does not know what he does not know about you. If he knew what to ask, he could only do that if he knew about you, and then why ask? I understand that you are upset that they want you to do all the work, but you must understand that they are lazy, so you MUST show by example how not to be lazy. I, on the other hand, if asked to tell them about myself, then their second or maximum third email will be, "please tell me less about yourself, or better still, nothing at all. I don't have time to read all your letters. In fact, silence and white pages are a virtue. Remember that." 
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I have no idea. They do not answer my response. In fact they do not open the mail I send back to them. |
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Hey! Watch that language sailor!!!!
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Hey! Watch that language sailor!!!! hehehehe 
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Edited by
josie68
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Sat 08/20/11 02:40 PM
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Nah, that's better put to use composting. However, I can use the cattle prod, or pull out the elastocator... Bwahahaha! I am kind of afraid of knowing what an 'elasocator' is. I am getting that 'feet in stirrups' feeling. Nah you are safe sofie, we use them to put around little sheeps balls to have them drop off, it means they grow up being a wether instead of a ram..Hmmm well thats what they are here, but there they are probably something else. 
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Nah, that's better put to use composting. However, I can use the cattle prod, or pull out the elastocator... Bwahahaha! I am kind of afraid of knowing what an 'elasocator' is. I am getting that 'feet in stirrups' feeling. I think he fought Spider-Man in the mid-80s. |
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Nah, that's better put to use composting. However, I can use the cattle prod, or pull out the elastocator... Bwahahaha! I am kind of afraid of knowing what an 'elasocator' is. I am getting that 'feet in stirrups' feeling. Nah you are safe sofie, we use them to put around little sheeps balls to have them drop off, it means they grow up being a wether instead of a ram..Hmmm well thats what they are here, but there they are probably something else. Nope, you're right! It's a metal doohickey, that basically spreads a thick rubber band wide enough to drop a calf's balls, or goat or sheep's balls down, and then you let the rubber band slide up and squeeze down. It cuts the circulation off and the balls fall off eventually, couple of weeks, usually. |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Trying to think happy thoughts!!!!! |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Trying to think happy thoughts!!!!! 
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That ain't helping
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Darn it.. thanks for the reply.  I'll Let you know when he gets sick of my asz...but hopefully that is NEVER! 
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When I get emails from new guys, the emails tend to be full of the same questions. "Why are you single?" "How long have you been here?" "How long have you been single?" Those are just a few of the questions that are asked by most. I'm sure I'm not the only one who gets them either. Do you ask these types of questions when you email new people? What other questions do you see over and over? No I never ask these questions. I usually comment or ask about something in their profile, if they wrote one. I stopped getting emails once I put ESRD in my profile. |
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Nope, you're right! It's a metal doohickey, that basically spreads a thick rubber band wide enough to drop a calf's balls, or goat or sheep's balls down, and then you let the rubber band slide up and squeeze down. It cuts the circulation off and the balls fall off eventually, couple of weeks, usually. Ahhh..uh okay, does it take a specialist? |
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Nope, you're right! It's a metal doohickey, that basically spreads a thick rubber band wide enough to drop a calf's balls, or goat or sheep's balls down, and then you let the rubber band slide up and squeeze down. It cuts the circulation off and the balls fall off eventually, couple of weeks, usually. Ahhh..uh okay, does it take a specialist? Nah, you can find them at your local livestock type store, Tractor Supply Company, as an example. |
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Nah, you can find them at your local livestock type store, Tractor Supply Company, as an example. |
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I think the one that really made me laugh was:
Hey, you have the most amazing eyes. I am just going to be real here with you...I want no strings attached, how about you!! Then the next day he deleted his profile!!! hahahaha |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! Trying to think happy thoughts!!!!! 
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