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Nope, you're right! It's a metal doohickey, that basically spreads a thick rubber band wide enough to drop a calf's balls, or goat or sheep's balls down, and then you let the rubber band slide up and squeeze down. It cuts the circulation off and the balls fall off eventually, couple of weeks, usually. Ahhh..uh okay, does it take a specialist? Sounds like something somebody in Bangkok would pay ten dollars for. |
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I think the one that really made me laugh was: Hey, you have the most amazing eyes. I am just going to be real here with you...I want no strings attached, how about you!! Then the next day he deleted his profile!!! hahahaha He probably GOT deleted. Probably had a few too many complaints from the many other women he tried that same approach on.  
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In a first E-mail I usually just ask em what color underwear they have on. Works every time. Is THAT why I never got an answer?   
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Edited by
wux
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Sun 08/21/11 02:37 AM
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Nope, you're right! It's a metal doohickey, that basically spreads a thick rubber band wide enough to drop a calf's balls, or goat or sheep's balls down, and then you let the rubber band slide up and squeeze down. It cuts the circulation off and the balls fall off eventually, couple of weeks, usually. Ahhh..uh okay, does it take a specialist? Nah, you can find them at your local livestock type store, Tractor Supply Company, as an example. Well, except if you already got a tractor, then why on earth would you wanna spend your hard earned good money on the elasticocilitor. You tie the one end to a tree, the other end to the hook on the tractor, and you throw it into gear. When you hear the 'PooooinngggGG!" sound, you know your work there is done. ---- Edit: as a certified male, I assure you I would hate it done to me either way, but the rubber-ball method is more repulsive to me. I can't escape the thought how it involves weeks of rotting fresh flesh and pain inherent in walking, sitting, crapping. Pulling it off is not very much unlike pulling off a band-aide; some prefer the slow, painful, and horrible way, some others, the quick, painful, and horrible way. |
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