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Topic: ITS LUV2'S "MINGLES GOT TALENT"!!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:05 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. There's your problem! All your blood is going into your penis instead of your brain! ...and the problem IS ? Omar (my penis) is a great co-pilot...he has stuck with me for years and I trust his judgement. Which proves my point! Men have a built in GPS in there! Why hellooooo there sexi gorgeous foxy lady! OOOOWWWWW!!!! Yowzahhhh Hey baby, ive been here all morning, why are you saying hello to me again, thats really....................... <---------sees Holly standing behind her Nevermind!

Simonedemidova Joined Mon 11/15/10 Posts: 8952	Sat 08/20/11 11:05 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. HAHAHAH....good one..your so funny. In high school i had hyperthyroid and was so thin but i ate tommys chili cheese fries, whoppers, in-n-out, pizza....and never gained a pound, i was burning fat in my sleep...ahhhh, those were the days...then the kids came along and made my body go crazy... I never had sex with kids so, I wouldn't know but, sounds fun! :) You sicko, they stretched me out and messed with my hormones.

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Sat 08/20/11 11:05 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. There's your problem! All your blood is going into your penis instead of your brain! ...and the problem IS ? Omar (my penis) is a great co-pilot...he has stuck with me for years and I trust his judgement. Which proves my point! Men have a built in GPS in there! Why hellooooo there sexi gorgeous foxy lady! OOOOWWWWW!!!! Yowzahhhh Morning Krup! Love the pics!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Sat 08/20/11 11:07 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. There's your problem! All your blood is going into your penis instead of your brain! ...and the problem IS ? Omar (my penis) is a great co-pilot...he has stuck with me for years and I trust his judgement. Which proves my point! Men have a built in GPS in there! Why hellooooo there sexi gorgeous foxy lady! OOOOWWWWW!!!! Yowzahhhh Hey baby, ive been here all morning, why are you saying hello to me again, thats really....................... <---------sees Holly standing behind her Nevermind! Roberta you have enough sexiness for the both of us!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:08 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 08/20/11 11:09 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. HAHAHAH....good one..your so funny. In high school i had hyperthyroid and was so thin but i ate tommys chili cheese fries, whoppers, in-n-out, pizza....and never gained a pound, i was burning fat in my sleep...ahhhh, those were the days...then the kids came along and made my body go crazy... I never had sex with kids so, I wouldn't know but, sounds fun! :) You sicko, they stretched me out and messed with my hormones. She said, "stretched out"....Oooooooooo... thats not a good visual Simone!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:09 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. There's your problem! All your blood is going into your penis instead of your brain! ...and the problem IS ? Omar (my penis) is a great co-pilot...he has stuck with me for years and I trust his judgement. Which proves my point! Men have a built in GPS in there! Why hellooooo there sexi gorgeous foxy lady! OOOOWWWWW!!!! Yowzahhhh Hey baby, ive been here all morning, why are you saying hello to me again, thats really....................... <---------sees Holly standing behind her Nevermind! Roberta you have enough sexiness for the both of us!!! Ummmmmmmmmm, huh? Still !!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/20/11 11:10 AM
Yeah its G.P.S.= Great Poontang Seeker! Ha! You are apparently under the impression that all poontang is great. It ain't. Some of it smells funny. Some of it is crusty. Some of it comes with relatives and ex's attatched to the poonanny. You should always inspect your selection immedieatly. If it is starting to change colours or smell like Rick James' underwear...I probably wouldn't eat it. But, the good, smoothe shaved clean and happy poontang....I love making out with it! Damn...that makes me miss my woman.

RhonLynn Joined Thu 05/07/09 Posts: 701	Sat 08/20/11 11:11 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. Oh don't act shocked and scared...you know you have thought about it. hehehehehehehe

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/20/11 11:13 AM
You sicko, they stretched me out and messed with my hormones. I REALLY wish that your statement didnt just make me twitch (down there)...but, it did. Sorry. My imagination is still running amock amock amock amock.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/20/11 11:15 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. Oh don't act shocked and scared...you know you have thought about it. hehehehehehehe Stop acting like you are shocked Rhon.....Your skin art tells me that you ain't afraid to go out and play. :)

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:18 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 08/20/11 11:19 AM
Yeah its G.P.S.= Great Poontang Seeker! Ha! You are apparently under the impression that all poontang is great. It ain't. Some of it smells funny. Some of it is crusty. Some of it comes with relatives and ex's attatched to the poonanny. You should always inspect your selection immedieatly. If it is starting to change colours or smell like Rick James' underwear...I probably wouldn't eat it. But, the good, smoothe shaved clean and happy poontang....I love making out with it! Damn...that makes me miss my woman. I dont know about any other poontang but my own, and of course its great...just as you described! He said, smell like "Rick James" underware!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:20 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. Oh don't act shocked and scared...you know you have thought about it. hehehehehehehe Stop acting like you are shocked Rhon.....Your skin art tells me that you ain't afraid to go out and play. :) Tattoos dont mean anything Krupa. Ive only got 2 of them and im a slut!

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Sat 08/20/11 11:27 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. Oh don't act shocked and scared...you know you have thought about it. hehehehehehehe Stop acting like you are shocked Rhon.....Your skin art tells me that you ain't afraid to go out and play. :) Tattoos dont mean anything Krupa. Ive only got 2 of them and im a slut! Yes you are, and a great one at that! There's a reason I tip you so well.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:30 AM
Dude, I eat like a fat man at Golden Corral's buffet. Everyone laughs at the fact that I eat constantly. I just work it off. I ain't worried...I got a three pound penis so, I am comfortable with me. Oh don't act shocked and scared...you know you have thought about it. hehehehehehehe Stop acting like you are shocked Rhon.....Your skin art tells me that you ain't afraid to go out and play. :) Tattoos dont mean anything Krupa. Ive only got 2 of them and im a slut! Yes you are, and a great one at that! There's a reason I tip you so well. See... Heavenlyboy knows!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/20/11 11:30 AM
Booyah! Point for Heaven!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:33 AM
Booyah! Point for Heaven! Geez, if every guy that knows that gets a point, we definitely wont have enough points to give them all one!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Sat 08/20/11 11:40 AM
..But, the good, smoothe shaved clean and happy poontang....I love making out with it! Damn...that makes me miss my woman. You rang?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/20/11 11:45 AM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sat 08/20/11 11:46 AM
..But, the good, smoothe shaved clean and happy poontang....I love making out with it! Damn...that makes me miss my woman. You rang? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sophies, here. Oh hi Sophie, we were just talkin about the weather, you know boring stuff like that,motorcycles, and dogs, and, well really nothing at all, and............................................ your not buying any of this, are you?

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45351	Sat 08/20/11 11:48 AM
Not even if I had money.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sat 08/20/11 11:48 AM
..But, the good, smoothe shaved clean and happy poontang....I love making out with it! Damn...that makes me miss my woman. You rang? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sophies, here. Oh hi Sophie, we were just talkin about the weather, you know boring stuff like that,motorcycles, and dogs, and, well really nothing at all, and............................................ your not buying any of this, are you? HEY! What's boring about motorcycles?