well, somebody has to take the heat, and who better to do it than you

I wish I had the energy, time and money to send you one...I would in a heartbeat

That's what I was thinking! I betcha nobody messed with Roberta growing up . I would have loved to have her as my big sista . We had alot of racial fights going on in my school back in the day

Ya know what they say about talking to your self!
Your just fine Untill you start answering your self!

Crotchity old turtle! That was barely 15 minutes!

Whatever! Like Omg, IM SOOOOOOOOOOO SURE!

Awwwwe babe, I know your practically dust in a dress now, so I wont make you.

Now come back and sit in your rocking chair, and ill make you some tea!

Oh well might as well show off a little art work
http://lionsbrew.deviantart.com/gallery/
And a little music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuICetRvWjM&feature=BFa&list=PL13AEC16F2132DF21&index=5

Ive never started a fight...

and ive never lost a fight...

even when 3 girls jumped me at once.I knocked two of their heads together, and the third took off running.

My mother was a classy, beautiful, full blown Cherokee, biker. She rode an Indian Motorcycle, which is why I started riding so young, and she knew how to kick azz if she had to, and taught it all to me, at an early age. She told me, "You dont start a fight, but if they start it, you finish it!",or ILL kick your azz! And she meant it!She was also packing a "Saturday Night Special", in her boot! Im sure that explains ALOT about me, to why I am, how I am.But my mom, was also the kindest, sweetest, most generous person, in the world. She would give you her last dime, feed you if you were hungry, and take you in if you were homeless, and give you a place to stay, till you got on your feet, and she would help you do that too. She worked 2 jobs and raised her kids alone, and did a damn good job, I think!

I love my mom (RIP), She taught me how to be strong, tough, and loving, and kind, at the same time. Thank you Mommy, I love you!

When school would resume, there was always one %^$#@, every year that started a fight with me.Alot of them pulling my hair really hard, (I had hair down to my butt), and calling me a biotch, or something. 99% of the time, I never seen them before that moment.I was a class clown, not a snotty biotch! Always in trouble for talking, go figure!

After my first fight of the year though,(and I would make sure we did it where everyone could see it), everyone would part like the red sea, when I walked down the hall, cause they knew I was strong, didnt take chit, knew how to fight, and most likely psycho! Lethal Combination!

I was the only white girl on my bus. And the only white girl in 4 out of my 6 classes,and I was small, but had alot of muscle from being in the weightlifting club,(I knew where all the boys were) , but dont think I didnt get picked on, but all it took was one fight a year, and no one messed with me , after that!

My mom taught me that "dynomite comes in small packages", and "its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight, in the dog!!".

Thanks mom!

I dont just talk to myself, I talk to several people when im alone, and answer them all!!

Its rude to not answer someone when they are talking to you, dont ya know?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Lionsbrew, you are the chit!

I always loved your music, but your art is incredible!

Now I know who can design my next tattoo, if your down for it!

Great work, great talent.

Thanks for sharing!

I can spread my toes far enough apart to pick up tennis balls with the first two toes on one foot. I can also grab people by the writs or ankles with just my toes.....they freak.

I can dislocate my thumbs, shouders and shoulderblades at will. totally painless and gives me extra reach and leverage.

When I jump rope naked, my butt cheeks clap.

I can hump a statue and make em like it.

I can play ROCK BAND on easy...and make it look hard!

I can p!ss people off in 5 languages.

I can doodle...but, I can't do stick figures.

I can sing Mack Davis's "Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble" and really mean it.


............please....stop me...........

Even though it's all computer images it's still me work.

When I jump rope naked, my butt cheeks clap.

VERY F'N COOL MOMMA!!

I would love this chit on my walls, and on some tee shirts!

Nice work babe, really!!

Lot more where this comes from. I make chat rooms for a 3 d chat site too.

YOU CAN GRAB PEOPLE BY THEIR "WRITS" WITH YOUR TOES???

OMG, AMAZING!!!

Ive design many a tattoo. Share the Idea and ill see what i can do.