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I can eat oreo's without the creamy middle going first. And my tongue can lick a tootsie roll all the way to the center. It was so many licks I couldn't count that high. But my tongue is talented that way. I also collect friends younger. Seriously, 85% of my fb friends are females aged 22. The rest are young males and a handful of older people my age or close to it. I think I give the young ones a reassuring presence or something, does calmness count as a talent??  (and yes, that is a word.... look in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see my name right beside it!)  Thats my 15 minutes of fame! 
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I can crack walnuts between my thighs...but sadly...I only do it during leap year... OMG, LOOK, ITS PHUQUE!! OMG SHES REALLY HERE!! OH, THIS IS SO FREAKEN COOL, you know she used to be here all the time, but then she just went away, and then we had Phuque 2, but hes a man, and Phuck is a woman, im not sure if you knew that, and than Phuque 2 disappeared too, and everyone said she moved or something, but I know that her, and Phuque were abducted by aliens, you know how you just know something, I cant explain it, but you do, its like Mothers Institution or something like that  , well I had that, and I just pictured them each getting the anal probe, one at a time, and enjoying it so much, that they decided to stay with the aliens, and not live on Earth anymore and................................................................  YOU BETTER KEEP ON SLAPPING TILL I SAY STOP! |
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I can eat oreo's without the creamy middle going first. And my tongue can lick a tootsie roll all the way to the center. It was so many licks I couldn't count that high. But my tongue is talented that way. I also collect friends younger. Seriously, 85% of my fb friends are females aged 22. The rest are young males and a handful of older people my age or close to it. I think I give the young ones a reassuring presence or something, does calmness count as a talent?? (and yes, that is a word.... look in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see my name right beside it!) Thats my 15 minutes of fame! Durn. Thought I was multitalented for a second. You burst that bubble!  
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I can crack walnuts between my thighs...but sadly...I only do it during leap year... OMG, LOOK, ITS PHUQUE!! OMG SHES REALLY HERE!! OH, THIS IS SO FREAKEN COOL, you know she used to be here all the time, but then she just went away, and then we had Phuque 2, but hes a man, and Phuck is a woman, im not sure if you knew that, and than Phuque 2 disappeared too, and everyone said she moved or something, but I know that her, and Phuque were abducted by aliens, you know how you just know something, I cant explain it, but you do, its like Mothers Institution or something like that , well I had that, and I just pictured them each getting the anal probe, one at a time, and enjoying it so much, that they decided to stay with the aliens, and not live on Earth anymore and................................................................ YOU BETTER KEEP ON SLAPPING TILL I SAY STOP!
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I can eat oreo's without the creamy middle going first. And my tongue can lick a tootsie roll all the way to the center. It was so many licks I couldn't count that high. But my tongue is talented that way. I also collect friends younger. Seriously, 85% of my fb friends are females aged 22. The rest are young males and a handful of older people my age or close to it. I think I give the young ones a reassuring presence or something, does calmness count as a talent?? (and yes, that is a word.... look in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see my name right beside it!) Thats my 15 minutes of fame! Durn. Thought I was multitalented for a second. You burst that bubble!
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I can crack walnuts between my thighs...but sadly...I only do it during leap year... OMG, LOOK, ITS PHUQUE!! OMG SHES REALLY HERE!! OH, THIS IS SO FREAKEN COOL, you know she used to be here all the time, but then she just went away, and then we had Phuque 2, but hes a man, and Phuck is a woman, im not sure if you knew that, and than Phuque 2 disappeared too, and everyone said she moved or something, but I know that her, and Phuque were abducted by aliens, you know how you just know something, I cant explain it, but you do, its like Mothers Institution or something like that , well I had that, and I just pictured them each getting the anal probe, one at a time, and enjoying it so much, that they decided to stay with the aliens, and not live on Earth anymore and................................................................ YOU BETTER KEEP ON SLAPPING TILL I SAY STOP!  .gotta go 
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A spanking! A spanking! I want one too, manO!
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I can crack walnuts between my thighs...but sadly...I only do it during leap year... OMG, LOOK, ITS PHUQUE!! OMG SHES REALLY HERE!! OH, THIS IS SO FREAKEN COOL, you know she used to be here all the time, but then she just went away, and then we had Phuque 2, but hes a man, and Phuck is a woman, im not sure if you knew that, and than Phuque 2 disappeared too, and everyone said she moved or something, but I know that her, and Phuque were abducted by aliens, you know how you just know something, I cant explain it, but you do, its like Mothers Institution or something like that , well I had that, and I just pictured them each getting the anal probe, one at a time, and enjoying it so much, that they decided to stay with the aliens, and not live on Earth anymore and................................................................ YOU BETTER KEEP ON SLAPPING TILL I SAY STOP! .gotta go |
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A spanking! A spanking! I want one too, manO!  you want me to go get my riding crop? just sayin
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A spanking! A spanking! I want one too, manO! you want me to go get my riding crop? just sayin My love...I have a black silk rope flogger...ask Kristi...hehe. No need to leave too many marks. Ooops! |
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I can eat oreo's without the creamy middle going first. And my tongue can lick a tootsie roll all the way to the center. It was so many licks I couldn't count that high. But my tongue is talented that way. I also collect friends younger. Seriously, 85% of my fb friends are females aged 22. The rest are young males and a handful of older people my age or close to it. I think I give the young ones a reassuring presence or something, does calmness count as a talent?? (and yes, that is a word.... look in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see my name right beside it!) Thats my 15 minutes of fame! Durn. Thought I was multitalented for a second. You burst that bubble! Hey no fair calling us both petachild. Warped my brain thinking of a comeback. Do NOT warp the hippies brain. Do NOT antagonize the hippie. Yeah, I know I emailed you that, should put it right here so everybody could see you was antagonizing me. Again. Again. Again. |
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I can eat oreo's without the creamy middle going first. And my tongue can lick a tootsie roll all the way to the center. It was so many licks I couldn't count that high. But my tongue is talented that way. I also collect friends younger. Seriously, 85% of my fb friends are females aged 22. The rest are young males and a handful of older people my age or close to it. I think I give the young ones a reassuring presence or something, does calmness count as a talent?? (and yes, that is a word.... look in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see my name right beside it!) Thats my 15 minutes of fame! Durn. Thought I was multitalented for a second. You burst that bubble! Hey no fair calling us both petachild. Warped my brain thinking of a comeback. Do NOT warp the hippies brain. Do NOT antagonize the hippie. Yeah, I know I emailed you that, should put it right here so everybody could see you was antagonizing me. Again. Again. Again.
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A spanking! A spanking! I want one too, manO! you want me to go get my riding crop? just sayin My love...I have a black silk rope flogger...ask Kristi...hehe. No need to leave too many marks. Ooops!
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I can eat oreo's without the creamy middle going first. And my tongue can lick a tootsie roll all the way to the center. It was so many licks I couldn't count that high. But my tongue is talented that way. I also collect friends younger. Seriously, 85% of my fb friends are females aged 22. The rest are young males and a handful of older people my age or close to it. I think I give the young ones a reassuring presence or something, does calmness count as a talent?? (and yes, that is a word.... look in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see my name right beside it!) Thats my 15 minutes of fame! Durn. Thought I was multitalented for a second. You burst that bubble! Hey no fair calling us both petachild. Warped my brain thinking of a comeback. Do NOT warp the hippies brain. Do NOT antagonize the hippie. Yeah, I know I emailed you that, should put it right here so everybody could see you was antagonizing me. Again. Again. Again. But I just put on a diaper for the swiftly running contest! Now I gotta figure out underoos??? 
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Thank you both. That quilt sold to a woman who's son was in the army. Was kinda kewl  its all good!  thank you mano and luvs
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A spanking! A spanking! I want one too, manO! you want me to go get my riding crop? just sayin My love...I have a black silk rope flogger...ask Kristi...hehe. No need to leave too many marks. Ooops! I better be careful...the po-po might move this thread to the naughty area...giggle! |
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I can eat oreo's without the creamy middle going first. And my tongue can lick a tootsie roll all the way to the center. It was so many licks I couldn't count that high. But my tongue is talented that way. I also collect friends younger. Seriously, 85% of my fb friends are females aged 22. The rest are young males and a handful of older people my age or close to it. I think I give the young ones a reassuring presence or something, does calmness count as a talent?? (and yes, that is a word.... look in the Urban Dictionary, and you'll see my name right beside it!) Thats my 15 minutes of fame! Durn. Thought I was multitalented for a second. You burst that bubble! Hey no fair calling us both petachild. Warped my brain thinking of a comeback. Do NOT warp the hippies brain. Do NOT antagonize the hippie. Yeah, I know I emailed you that, should put it right here so everybody could see you was antagonizing me. Again. Again. Again. But I just put on a diaper for the swiftly running contest! Now I gotta figure out underoos???
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Thank you both. That quilt sold to a woman who's son was in the army. Was kinda kewl its all good! thank you mano and luvs 
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A spanking! A spanking! I want one too, manO! you want me to go get my riding crop? just sayin My love...I have a black silk rope flogger...ask Kristi...hehe. No need to leave too many marks. Ooops! I better be careful...the po-po might move this thread to the naughty area...giggle! they've eased up alot since you left...  well, not on me,  but everyone else is cool! 
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A spanking! A spanking! I want one too, manO! 
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