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Topic: Looking for a Transexual lover
Simonedemidova Joined Mon 11/15/10 Posts: 8952	Fri 08/26/11 09:11 AM
I almost want to cry when i see those pics with all the facial peircings in them. How do they sleep? on their backs? What about when they drink? I have to run to the bathroom and vomit now

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 08/26/11 10:42 PM
Is there anyone out there for me? If there are no Transexuals here i would be willing to consider really ugly women with deep voices. ----------- Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? ----------- Any African women with plates in their lips? ----------- Burns Victims? ----------- All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? ----------- I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. ----------- I forgot to add that it would be preferable if they had four or more children, all from different murderous psychotic gangster fathers. ----------- All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth. ----------- Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I want one that lives in a cave and eats shrubs. ----------- C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's into beastiality and self-harming. ----------- All i want is a wheelchair bound Aborigine with Elephantitis of the forehead who smokes crack through a didgeridoo. ----------- intelligent ladies can get lost. I just want a retard with a face like its been hit with a shovel, and a body like a sack of spuds. ----------- All i want is a bald epileptic transgendered quadriplegic kitten rapist. ----------- Do you have any pictures of a hairy pidgeon-chested one-testicled ladyboy with no toes who talks like Stephen Hawking? If not how about a toothless grandad wearing a diaper who has a poo beard and three walking sticks stuck up his rear passage? (I am flexible about the number of walking sticks). ----------- How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens? ----------- If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of blue cheese. ----------- My favourite was the alien because she had an acidic vagina which burnt through my penis. ----------- I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has a tumour on her face the size of a small car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a pogo stick. ----------- I wanna meet a woman who is 12 inches high and 7 foot wide who has chronic constipation and faeces dripping from her eyeballs. ----------- I just want a hermaphrodite with Tourettes that wears Depends and has a fetish for goats. ----------- Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres. ----------- I like girls who look like Hitler who have one leg shorter than the other and have at least one nipple which constantly leaks. ----------- That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin. ----------- I know a lot of people on here. I think there are many potential matches for you. I'm actually quite scared that you copy and pasted all my posts into one post! You are more freaky than anything i have described! haha If only you had a penis with a smelly discharge dangling where your nose should be, webbed toes, vampire fangs and a 10 ft Mohawk.

Simonedemidova Joined Mon 11/15/10 Posts: 8952	Sat 08/27/11 06:32 AM
that is a lil creepy...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/27/11 06:34 AM
that is a lil creepy... Just a little? I will have to turn it up a notch!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45398	Sat 08/27/11 08:51 AM Edited by soufiehere on Sat 08/27/11 08:52 AM
Is there anyone out there for me? If there are no Transexuals here i would be willing to consider really ugly women with deep voices. ----------- Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? ----------- Any African women with plates in their lips? ----------- Burns Victims? ----------- All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? ----------- I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. ----------- I forgot to add that it would be preferable if they had four or more children, all from different murderous psychotic gangster fathers. ----------- All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth. ----------- Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I want one that lives in a cave and eats shrubs. ----------- C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's into beastiality and self-harming. ----------- All i want is a wheelchair bound Aborigine with Elephantitis of the forehead who smokes crack through a didgeridoo. ----------- intelligent ladies can get lost. I just want a retard with a face like its been hit with a shovel, and a body like a sack of spuds. ----------- All i want is a bald epileptic transgendered quadriplegic kitten rapist. ----------- Do you have any pictures of a hairy pidgeon-chested one-testicled ladyboy with no toes who talks like Stephen Hawking? If not how about a toothless grandad wearing a diaper who has a poo beard and three walking sticks stuck up his rear passage? (I am flexible about the number of walking sticks). ----------- How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens? ----------- If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of blue cheese. ----------- My favourite was the alien because she had an acidic vagina which burnt through my penis. ----------- I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has a tumour on her face the size of a small car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a pogo stick. ----------- I wanna meet a woman who is 12 inches high and 7 foot wide who has chronic constipation and faeces dripping from her eyeballs. ----------- I just want a hermaphrodite with Tourettes that wears Depends and has a fetish for goats. ----------- Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres. ----------- I like girls who look like Hitler who have one leg shorter than the other and have at least one nipple which constantly leaks. ----------- That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin. ----------- If only you had a penis with a smelly discharge dangling where your nose should be, webbed toes, vampire fangs and a 10 ft Mohawk. ----------- I'm actually quite scared that you copy and pasted all my posts into one post! You are more freaky than anything i have described! haha If only you had a penis with a smelly discharge dangling where your nose should be, webbed toes, vampire fangs and a 10 ft Mohawk. Why, thank you :-) Note, I added the last one too :-) With a list we can tell if someone, say, meets 99% of your criteria, but maybe is just too normal.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Sat 08/27/11 11:56 AM
Is there anyone out there for me? If there are no Transexuals here i would be willing to consider really ugly women with deep voices. ----------- Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? ----------- Any African women with plates in their lips? ----------- Burns Victims? ----------- All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? ----------- I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. ----------- I forgot to add that it would be preferable if they had four or more children, all from different murderous psychotic gangster fathers. ----------- All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth. ----------- Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I want one that lives in a cave and eats shrubs. ----------- C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's into beastiality and self-harming. ----------- All i want is a wheelchair bound Aborigine with Elephantitis of the forehead who smokes crack through a didgeridoo. ----------- intelligent ladies can get lost. I just want a retard with a face like its been hit with a shovel, and a body like a sack of spuds. ----------- All i want is a bald epileptic transgendered quadriplegic kitten rapist. ----------- Do you have any pictures of a hairy pidgeon-chested one-testicled ladyboy with no toes who talks like Stephen Hawking? If not how about a toothless grandad wearing a diaper who has a poo beard and three walking sticks stuck up his rear passage? (I am flexible about the number of walking sticks). ----------- How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens? ----------- If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of blue cheese. ----------- My favourite was the alien because she had an acidic vagina which burnt through my penis. ----------- I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has a tumour on her face the size of a small car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a pogo stick. ----------- I wanna meet a woman who is 12 inches high and 7 foot wide who has chronic constipation and faeces dripping from her eyeballs. ----------- I just want a hermaphrodite with Tourettes that wears Depends and has a fetish for goats. ----------- Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres. ----------- I like girls who look like Hitler who have one leg shorter than the other and have at least one nipple which constantly leaks. ----------- That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin. ----------- If only you had a penis with a smelly discharge dangling where your nose should be, webbed toes, vampire fangs and a 10 ft Mohawk. ----------- I'm actually quite scared that you copy and pasted all my posts into one post! You are more freaky than anything i have described! haha If only you had a penis with a smelly discharge dangling where your nose should be, webbed toes, vampire fangs and a 10 ft Mohawk. Why, thank you :-) Note, I added the last one too :-) With a list we can tell if someone, say, meets 99% of your criteria, but maybe is just too normal. I dont think i will find someone here, but thank you for your positivity. I am currently saving up for a trip to Chernobyl, i think that could be my most likely location of finding someone suitable. I want a girl that had so much radiation poisioning that she had grown a third breast before having had to have a treble mastectomy performed by a blind doctor on Ecstacy, with a chainsaw, whilst dictating his lifes memoirs to a rabid poodle. She would also need to have poisoned hooks instead of hands and a ginger goatee beard,

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/27/11 12:46 PM
No worries man. at Chernoble 1 of 3 is born without a right arm. (National Geographic) You may be heading to the promised land.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45398	Sat 08/27/11 12:53 PM
Is there anyone out there for me? If there are no Transexuals here i would be willing to consider really ugly women with deep voices. ----------- Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? ----------- Any African women with plates in their lips? ----------- Burns Victims? ----------- All i want is a burnt Downs Sydromed African Transexual with a 12 inch lip plate. Is that really too much to ask? ----------- I would settle for a 200lb hermaphroditic crippled midget if thats all that is available. ----------- I forgot to add that it would be preferable if they had four or more children, all from different murderous psychotic gangster fathers. ----------- All i want is a woman with chronic acne and a club foot who has a beard and no teeth. ----------- Trailer park?! I dont want a rich one! I want one that lives in a cave and eats shrubs. ----------- C'mon ladies! I just want a flat chested Thalidamide Bulgarian shot putter who's into beastiality and self-harming. ----------- All i want is a wheelchair bound Aborigine with Elephantitis of the forehead who smokes crack through a didgeridoo. ----------- intelligent ladies can get lost. I just want a retard with a face like its been hit with a shovel, and a body like a sack of spuds. ----------- All i want is a bald epileptic transgendered quadriplegic kitten rapist. ----------- Do you have any pictures of a hairy pidgeon-chested one-testicled ladyboy with no toes who talks like Stephen Hawking? If not how about a toothless grandad wearing a diaper who has a poo beard and three walking sticks stuck up his rear passage? (I am flexible about the number of walking sticks). ----------- How about an albino Whoopie Goldberg lookalike with a 6 inch clitoris who poos through the wrong end of a funnel into a box of dead kittens? ----------- If only you had a full facial tattoo, 12 anal peircings, a gangrene leg and smelt of blue cheese. ----------- My favourite was the alien because she had an acidic vagina which burnt through my penis. ----------- I just want to meet a Zulu woman who has a tumour on her face the size of a small car and eats babies whilst bouncing on a pogo stick. ----------- I wanna meet a woman who is 12 inches high and 7 foot wide who has chronic constipation and faeces dripping from her eyeballs. ----------- I just want a hermaphrodite with Tourettes that wears Depends and has a fetish for goats. ----------- Feta is too mild, i'm sorry. I need a cheesey smell that will make me vomit from 20 metres. ----------- I like girls who look like Hitler who have one leg shorter than the other and have at least one nipple which constantly leaks. ----------- That is assuming that she has HIV and speaks like a deranged dolphin. ----------- If only you had a penis with a smelly discharge dangling where your nose should be, webbed toes, vampire fangs and a 10 ft Mohawk. ----------- I want a girl that had so much radiation poisioning that she had grown a third breast before having had to have a treble mastectomy performed by a blind doctor on Ecstacy, with a chainsaw, whilst dictating his lifes memoirs to a rabid poodle. She would also need to have poisoned hooks instead of hands and a ginger goatee beard, They just need to know what you want. This is a complete list of your requirements. In case the one you are interested in has no visual acuity, or fingers to scroll.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/27/11 12:58 PM
I got a boner just reading the list!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 08/27/11 12:59 PM
Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? Been there, done that.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/27/11 01:09 PM
Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? Been there, done that. BabyRuth...your picture is HAWTTTTT!!!!!! Good God Girl! I am serious! I LOVE THAT PIC! You look like the bassist from the Go-Go's. I always had the biggest crush on her. Sigh....you are dreamy! KEEP THAT PICTURE UP! As a pro...that is my advice....Seriously!

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 08/27/11 01:34 PM
Or if there are any attractive women that will wear a boiler suit and let me call them Bob? Been there, done that. BabyRuth...your picture is HAWTTTTT!!!!!! Good God Girl! I am serious! I LOVE THAT PIC! You look like the bassist from the Go-Go's. I always had the biggest crush on her. Sigh....you are dreamy! KEEP THAT PICTURE UP! As a pro...that is my advice....Seriously! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the Go-Go's! And, thanks....I needed the compliment.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/27/11 01:35 PM
Oh yeah? Check your mail! You have seriously earned a good complimenting!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sat 08/27/11 01:36 PM
P.S. I aced the Go-Go's "We got the beat" last night on RockBand. I am a bad man!!!!

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45398	Sat 08/27/11 01:42 PM
I got a boner just reading the list! You're only human.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 08/27/11 01:43 PM
Oh yeah? Check your mail! You have seriously earned a good complimenting! I didn't get any mail.

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 08/27/11 01:44 PM
P.S. I aced the Go-Go's "We got the beat" last night on RockBand. I am a bad man!!!! I know the words to every single song on their first album.

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Sat 08/27/11 01:50 PM
Ah Ha! So this is where the normal people hang out.... A transsexual thread? Very clever

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45398	Sat 08/27/11 01:53 PM
Ah Ha! So this is where the normal people hang out.... A transsexual thread? Very clever Clever guise, no? :-)

Ruth34611 Joined Sat 08/02/08 Posts: 32402	Sat 08/27/11 01:53 PM
Ah Ha! So this is where the normal people hang out.... A transsexual thread? Very clever "Normal"??? That kind of name calling is uncalled for.