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Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do? That may have been the sexiest thing ever!!!!!!! |
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Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol! All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour! I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;) I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant. Babe...I'm ASKING! Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do? I think i might actually prefer it that way actually. Can you supply me bottles of farts for me to use when you are not around? And also, if you don't mind me asking, could i shave your hair off, baste you in oil, and leave you out in the hot sun until you look like you are 90? Only if you leave little patches of hair to house my lice |
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Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol! All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour! THAT is the wish I hope you get brother. You might be a mental freakshow. But you are a good man who is a mental freakshow. I consider you a friend. Earn that wish. And stop trying to suck tape worms out of peoples colons. Thanks Krupa! I'm not sure i can give up on the tape worms though, so be a good pal, and bend over for me! |
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Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol! All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour! I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;) I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant. Babe...I'm ASKING! Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do? I think i might actually prefer it that way actually. Can you supply me bottles of farts for me to use when you are not around? And also, if you don't mind me asking, could i shave your hair off, baste you in oil, and leave you out in the hot sun until you look like you are 90? Only if you leave little patches of hair to house my lice Well i wasn't intending to shave you 'down there', i am more a crab man than a lice man! |
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Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol! All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour! I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;) I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant. Babe...I'm ASKING! Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do? I think i might actually prefer it that way actually. Can you supply me bottles of farts for me to use when you are not around? And also, if you don't mind me asking, could i shave your hair off, baste you in oil, and leave you out in the hot sun until you look like you are 90? Only if you leave little patches of hair to house my lice Well i wasn't intending to shave you 'down there', i am more a crab man than a lice man! I know you like my crabs, ive been housing them so long at your request that i sell the eggs to buy more cheese, but the oil has had a funny effect on them, their pincers are starting to trim my dreadlock pubes which i know you love also....they will soon be up to my knees.... |
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Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol! All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour! I can always attach a strap on, colour a couple of my teeth in black, cut my legs down to dwarf size and smother myself in gorgonzola cheese.......you just needed to ask darlin ;) I think this is proof we are made for eachother! Brilliant. Babe...I'm ASKING! Well we may have to compromise....how about i kneel, use parmesan instead of gorgonzola, bottle my own fart and inhale them before we kiss.....will that do? I think i might actually prefer it that way actually. Can you supply me bottles of farts for me to use when you are not around? And also, if you don't mind me asking, could i shave your hair off, baste you in oil, and leave you out in the hot sun until you look like you are 90? Only if you leave little patches of hair to house my lice Well i wasn't intending to shave you 'down there', i am more a crab man than a lice man! I know you like my crabs, ive been housing them so long at your request that i sell the eggs to buy more cheese, but the oil has had a funny effect on them, their pincers are starting to trim my dreadlock pubes which i know you love also....they will soon be up to my knees.... This was such a nice pleasant thread before you came along and lowered the tone! |
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Edited by
Pink_lady
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Sun 08/28/11 02:49 PM
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This was such a nice pleasant thread before you came along and lowered the tone!
'nice' and 'pleasant' are not words i would associate with any of your threads! *sniiiiffff* Cmere n gimme a kiss!! |
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I'm half laughing and half feeling a bit nauseated after reading all this.
 
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This was such a nice pleasant thread before you came along and lowered the tone!
'nice' and 'pleasant' are not words i would associate with any of your threads! *sniiiiffff* Cmere n gimme a kiss!! I will kiss you babe, but first i would also like you to kiss the tramp who lives in the park, come home and lick the toilet bowl, eat all the hot chillies and toss my salad. |
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I'm half laughing and half feeling a bit nauseated after reading all this.
Is this your way of asking for a threesome? |
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This was such a nice pleasant thread before you came along and lowered the tone!
'nice' and 'pleasant' are not words i would associate with any of your threads! *sniiiiffff* Cmere n gimme a kiss!! I will kiss you babe, but first i would also like you to kiss the tramp who lives in the park, come home and lick the toilet bowl, eat all the hot chillies and toss my salad. I will do that...altho, the toilet bowl was only cleaned earlier, and i know you like it better when the grime has built up over time. And unfortunately i cant toss your salad as you dont eat it, unless of course you mean coleslaw.....im sure there was some in the fridge that was a couple of weeks outta date......lemme go check..... |
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I'm half laughing and half feeling a bit nauseated after reading all this.
Is this your way of asking for a threesome? I would but I'm lactose intolerant and couldn't handle all the cheese involved. |
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Sounds like you need a lessen on salad tossing. Lets go to bed!!
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I'm half laughing and half feeling a bit nauseated after reading all this.
Is this your way of asking for a threesome? I would but I'm lactose intolerant and couldn't handle all the cheese involved. Even if its home grown?! |
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I'm half laughing and half feeling a bit nauseated after reading all this.
Is this your way of asking for a threesome? I would but I'm lactose intolerant and couldn't handle all the cheese involved. Even if its home grown?! Especially if it's home grown. |
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Sounds like you need a lessen on salad tossing. Lets go to bed!! I only toss your salad when you havent bathed for a while..... ....and i am! soon! |
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I'm half laughing and half feeling a bit nauseated after reading all this.
Is this your way of asking for a threesome? I would but I'm lactose intolerant and couldn't handle all the cheese involved. Even if its home grown?! Especially if it's home grown. Dans cheese is like that italian delicacy....so rotten it has bugs living in it... |
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It gave me a boner a cat couldn't scratch! Dang!
Speaking of bonerific women...Whazzup BabyRuth? YEEOOWW!!! You are looking fine doll. I just cannot express how much I love that new pic of you. Seriously! Dang girl!!!!! (I love my woman. That is beyond doubt. Still...just an honest compliment of GAWD DAMNNNN...that girl is hot!)...you moron. |
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Dans cheese is like that italian delicacy....so rotten it has bugs living in it... Tempting....but, I have to go vomit now. 
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It gave me a boner a cat couldn't scratch! Dang! Speaking of bonerific women...Whazzup BabyRuth? YEEOOWW!!! You are looking fine doll. I just cannot express how much I love that new pic of you. Seriously! Dang girl!!!!! (I love my woman. That is beyond doubt. Still...just an honest compliment of GAWD DAMNNNN...that girl is hot!)...you moron.  I love Soufie, too, and as long as there's no cheese involved, I'd take ya both! 
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