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Topic: Looking for a Transexual lover
krupa's photo
Sun 08/28/11 03:22 PM
Pink... Dan...

I am so happy for you both. I DID plan on humping you both seperately but , you idiots screwed that up for me didntcha?

So, If I gotta gang bang both of you...Let me know and we can make it happen. (I am very double jointed)

But, this time...Dan REALLY needs to leave the sock puppets at home.

:)

krupa's photo
Sun 08/28/11 03:24 PM



Uh-oh! My fiance is online and posting! How do i delete this thread! lol!

All i want is a pretty blonde Scottish girl that will accept me for my really strange sense of humour!


THAT is the wish I hope you get brother.


You might be a mental freakshow.

But you are a good man who is a mental freakshow. I consider you a friend. Earn that wish. And stop trying to suck tape worms out of peoples colons.


Just snip it off with your teeth but, make sure to leave enough cells to grow a new tape worm. (I am pretty cheap)

Thanks Krupa!

I'm not sure i can give up on the tape worms though, so be a good pal, and bend over for me!

Dan99's photo
Mon 08/29/11 07:28 AM

Pink... Dan...

I am so happy for you both. I DID plan on humping you both seperately but , you idiots screwed that up for me didntcha?

So, If I gotta gang bang both of you...Let me know and we can make it happen. (I am very double jointed)

But, this time...Dan REALLY needs to leave the sock puppets at home.

:)



I would let you hump me Krupa, but then Pink's largest strap-on wouldn't even touch the sides after, and i don't think i could live with that. I cant let you hump her either because she is six months pregnant and with your massive manhood you wouldn't be able to do it without also humping my unborn son. Even i'm not that kinky!





(just when i thought this thread couldnt get any worse, it just did!).




no photo
Wed 08/31/11 02:34 AM
Edited by Troublebug on Wed 08/31/11 02:37 AM
rofl shades rofl shades
I know I've ocntributed pics to this thread, But I have to admit Dan and Pink, I'm glad you too have eachother. Its nice to see two people sharing in the others fetish and sexual desires.

Now back to freak hunting for that threesome Dan keeps talking about.

Hey Dan how about this one?
I hear she smells like horse farts and squeaks like a dolphin.

Or is this one better?

Dan99's photo
Wed 08/31/11 03:28 AM

I hear she smells like horse farts and squeaks like a dolphin.




My kinda woman! Although her face is a bit too normal, i prefer the midgets with big heads.

Pink_lady's photo
Wed 08/31/11 02:28 PM
How about this catch??



...pity it was an RSPCA catch!!

Dan99's photo
Wed 08/31/11 02:50 PM
Sexy, but then ive already boned her, i have got bored of her now!

All i want is a hairy female with four legs, who sits when i tell her, wags her tail when i make her happy, and licks my balls clean when i spread Chum on them.

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