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that's true shadow.. my ex always told me that he was listening but he never heard a word I said...
lol at big |
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omg dayv, you are a push over.. lol
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ummmm....ooookkkk....
 
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ya! Who likes a yes person?
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Who knows a No person?
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Ive learned that I need to really "know" a person before I marry them. I have to see them in all sorts of situations not just what he wants me to see.
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Like tied to a chair?
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lol kid!!!! No, I want to see how they get mad.....how they can or aren't able to communicate......how they are about money.....geeeez everything!!!! How selfish they are.....
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You mean we have to reveal all of that to perspective life partners? Can't we all just live in a daydream?
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No daydreams!!!! I want to know the dirt before I get into anything!!!
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they of course will only see me as "perfect" lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo
until the unicorn hair.....that always messes them up!!!!
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1) Never ever let the monkey play with your date's hairpiece or use it for a cuspidor.
2) Never eat strudel in your undies, especially if you have a tendency to dribble. 3) Never sleep with an accordion on the first date, no matter how much it bellows. 4) Never peel bananas with your toes or pluck earhair (yours or anyone else's) in mixed company. |
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uh oh sherbert has awoken and I bet she has a pot of coffee!!!!
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No coffee, just a big pot of Turkish espresso and a couple gross of monkey balls in cream sauce, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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I SWEAR there is crack in those monkey balls!!!!
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There's lots of cracks, but most of them aren't in the balls...
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I learned it takes more than just me to compromise!!!!!!!
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I learned to talk less and listen more.
I learned not to settle. If I am not happy, it's time to move on. Living your life to win approval is not a way that I want to live. |
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add a little padding to the cuffs to prevent chafing...
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yeah, duct tape will do!
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