Hardware baby....HARDWARE.........

stack 'em up side by side...... 26 Yankees Rings.....6 Red Sox rings...

At this rate....the Sux...I mean Sawks....might catch up in about 356 years......LMFAO.....RED SOX FAN INDEED........

I digress....you are right...and I am wrong....please accept my humble apologies....

Didn't you post this exact same topic a week or so go ago? I know you did because I responded to it. Are you maybe looking for some different answers or what?

I learned to talk less and listen more.

I learned not to settle. If I am not happy, it's time to move on.

Living your life to win approval is not a way that I want to live.

wooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo

I had Jess under me.....YUMMY

wrong....


gypsy

Hey Ya'll....
My name is Burt...I am a ripe old 40....
I have two sons...18 and 14..two big strappin' young men whom their dad loves very much.

I'm into playing games and one night stands...oh, wait,...I wasn't supposed to say that out loud was I? LMFAO

Seriously....I am a sexual freak and need someone with mad sexual energy to keep up with me......


Muuuu haaaa haaaaaaaaaaa......

is that the gang sign of the HOME SKILLETS you are throwing up there? LMFAO

<<<ONE....One lousy match.....

Geezus.......

Celtic...darling....you are not a butterface.....not even close......

slips celtic a note that says "meet me in the bathroom in 3 minutes. Your friend ain't got sh*t on you".....


Muuuu haaaa haaaaaa......

and...if you don't like how YOU feel.....you can feel ME.....LMFAO.....that might make one of us FEEL better....LMFAO

I don't have a date....

Which three ladies want to go with me?

Hey some weather we're having, hunh?

I swear...it's so hot,...I stopped having sex outside.....smile and laugh.

Well....that ain't much of a friend you got there then darlin. Just my two cents, ya know. For what it's worth, I would check up on you in a club in a minute. Maybe you should go out once in a while without her to build your confidence. Might be difficult...but I think it would help.


No Need To Thank Me.....It's My Pleasure.

Look at me for goodness sakes....I ain't nobodies pretty thang at all....(and YOU ARE)....but...I never struggle for the ladies attention. Why..because I get it...and keep it...I'm funny...a good listener...and I'll even talk about the good lookin' guys in the club...and tell 'em he's not straight....or poor....LMAO....pretty soon the wit and humor wins the looks contest...especially if he's HOOKED UP......LMFAO......Keep 'em busy......

I'm calling Bulls**t right now. Girl you are hot in your own rights. No two ways about it. Now...if you aren't getting the attention you want while you are with your friend...walk off...and work the room yourself. There is no way on God's Green Earth that you would have any trouble getting a guy to talk to you. If you are SHY....get over it. Drop that act and get with it. Dont' be a goofy ass...but don't be a wallflower either. Sooner, rather than later, the men will be hanging on your every word, too. And, I'd bet, you get to take home your choice.

<<<does not want the ham sandwich.......

Again.....I know that I ain't pretty......

I won't waste my time to talking to a less than pretty woman...


soooooo........

Looks in mirror.....

Damn, you are right...I ain't even a five.....

So, you see, I know that I'm not great looking and it still surprises me when attractive gals take notice.

Nice Jab.... I appreciate your honesty.