...careers. Do you think that becoming a Bible salesman has prospects?

Maybe if you live in Amish country....

...prospects of being thrown out of streets, perhaps

Sell sex toys...much more profitable.

it probably depends upon where you live and if you plan to go door to door


door to door isnt popular many places, but the bible still is,,

Well, the Bible has a lot of begating. But, I do recognize your appreciation of electronics. Making love to machinery. Praise the Lord.

Bibles are free, but the right person can sell anything to anyone I suppose.

The world is full of sinners, don't you know.
It wouldn't hurt to own some motels.

If it was MONOPOLY. Perhaps it is and I haven't discovered it.

Sell books on how to make money.

Well, maybe just the month before Oct. 21. The newest announced date for Armageddon.

I used to know a Jewish guy who sold bibles in December, 1999. He was so far the most successful modern-day prophet, because most people whom he sold them to with the promise it will stave off the Y2K blues had no problems with the Y2K troubles.

He was also the most successful modern-day prophet coz he turns a handsome profit. More than a pro-fit healthclub, but less than a prof-it dating agency, which caters to married college professors and sweet little dumplings who need a passing mark in Calculus.

This Bible guy again picked up business in 2008, and again, this year, or next? for the Mayan calendar. So far he has made the most money on this seasonal business of his in 2017. He now gets his wife and kids to start and spread Internet rumours about the end of the world to boost business -- naturally occurring prophecies are not enough to support the much needed growth in his business.

He also realized that he had better chance of cashing in by spreading out his business. He collects in China and South America in the spring; Europe and North America in the Summer; Australia, Greenland and Antarctica in the fall; and of course Africa, the Carribbean, Italy and the Pacific Islands country in winter.

He is running lotteries for people to come up with plausible end-of-the-world theories, that others just LOVE to get shoved down their throats.

He denies any wrongdoing in the Holocaust, in the Tsunamis in South East Asia and North Hokkaido. He also denies he had any hands in Mount St. Helena's eruption, or in Cher's face transplant. He contritely admits that the Loan and Mortgage Crisis was his doing, it was a plan to end the world that went awry, as his aim is of course not at all to end the world. His aim is for people to think that, and buy his Bibles.

NO!! I don't want to be cast into slavery. Again.

"The best plan in Marketing (and also the best plan to get sex - my comment) is to create a hole and fill it."

Well, door-to-door salesmanship may be the best way to go, as nobody ever does it any more.

The only companies I have ever seen do it were Alarm and Security salespeople. I called the cops on one company that was canvassing my street. "Sir, do you have an alarm system?" was their opening line, and it may as well have been that of a thieving ring. The cops actually came!!! And the alarm people got a good talking-to by the cops, but there were no charges laid. I remember I did n't get laid that day, either.

Erm... Oh, yes, I moved here into this little big town, and the retarded (semi-retarded, to be honest, a brain damaged man who had been born a naturally smart man) husband of my landlady bought an alarm system from some sales men. The hubby did not know numbers, and they sold him a system. When he signed, they came in and installed it, before the "buyer's remorse" could set in. His wife came home, she could have killed a tree she was so hopping mad. She was the only wage-earner in the house. Her husband was too ill to work, I live on disability, two student girls lived upstairs, and two Ahab students lived in the basement. Those guys were the sweetest, most respectful and charming young men. From Saudi Arabia. I told them I was Jewish and they stopped trusting me on a dime's notice.

You loved it and you know it....

being my little guinea pig for all the new products.

And you were good, you took it quite well.

I hear there is a large untouched market in Afghanistan.