Topic: 6 Habits You Didn't Know Were Keeping You Alive | |
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http://www.cracked.com/article_18795_6-habits-you-didnt-know-were-keeping-you-alive.html
#6. Brushing Your Teeth Can Protect You From Heart Attacks #5. Using a Cell Phone Can Protect You From Alzheimer's #4. Attending Daycare May Have Protected You From Leukemia #3. Going To Bed Early Can Protect You From Depression And Even Suicide #2. Housework Can Protect You From Breast Cancer #1. Masturbation Can Protect You From Prostate Cancer |
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If this is true I am 50% safe!!!
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If this is true I am 50% safe!!! Oh wait not even 50% because I am not a candidate for #1. Wish I'd gone to daycare, upped my chances!! |
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#1.
Masturbation Can Protect You From Prostate Cancer I feel better :-) |
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So I am at risk for Leukemia, Depression, and Breast Cancer...lol
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I guess one out of six isn't too bad.
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so, i guess number 3 and 4 is gonna get me in the long run...lol
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Holy cow! This means I'd only have a couple of things to keep me alive based on the list
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http://www.cracked.com/article_18795_6-habits-you-didnt-know-were-keeping-you-alive.html #6. Brushing Your Teeth Can Protect You From Heart Attacks #5. Using a Cell Phone Can Protect You From Alzheimer's #4. Attending Daycare May Have Protected You From Leukemia #3. Going To Bed Early Can Protect You From Depression And Even Suicide #2. Housework Can Protect You From Breast Cancer #1. Masturbation Can Protect You From Prostate Cancer well heck, then I have the healthiest boobs in this sector of the universe as we currently understand it |
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dont worry i have number 1 covered for everyone. lol
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 06/02/11 07:15 PM
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http://www.cracked.com/article_18795_6-habits-you-didnt-know-were-keeping-you-alive.html #1. Masturbation Can Protect You From Prostate Cancer I would be really happy about #1, if I had a prostate. |
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