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Topic: Things I like about Texas
galendgirl's photo
Tue 06/07/11 04:53 AM
I like Texas music!
:banana: :banana: :banana:

WordWalker's photo
Fri 06/10/11 03:38 PM
And the skies are not cloudy all day. :thumbsup:

vivian2981's photo
Sat 06/11/11 07:38 PM


God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's Texas , the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "I will create Washington , DC .. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."




Wasn't Texas created on the first day and everything else just filler? :thumbsup:


You betcha!drinker

expreacher's photo
Sat 06/11/11 09:09 PM
There are no strangers here

vivian2981's photo
Sun 06/12/11 06:21 AM
Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast , and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas . Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?
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> In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is a little bit of Texas in everyone.
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> Texas is the Alamo ... Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom.
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> We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Davy Crockett, and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes.
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> John Wayne paid to do the movie himself . That is the Spirit of Texas .
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> Texas is Sam Houston capturing Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana at San Jacinto .
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> Texas is huge forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett and Sam Houston National Forests .
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> Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend, and Guadalupe National Park .
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> Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.
>

no photo
Sun 06/12/11 07:22 AM

Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast , and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas . Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?
>
> In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is a little bit of Texas in everyone.
>
> Texas is the Alamo ... Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom.
>
> We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Davy Crockett, and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes.
>
> John Wayne paid to do the movie himself . That is the Spirit of Texas .
>
> Texas is Sam Houston capturing Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana at San Jacinto .
>
> Texas is huge forests of manO's Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett and Sam Houston National Forests .
>
> Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend, and Guadalupe National Park .
>
> Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.
>
just had to fix that one for you :wink:

soufiehere's photo
Sun 06/12/11 08:40 AM
Things I like about Texas


Everything is bigger :-)

Foszil's photo
Sun 06/12/11 04:06 PM
I like the fact that there appears to be NO tunnel vision in Texas, the natives there seem to believe Texas is first, last & alwayshappy Maybe they're rightpitchfork

no photo
Sun 06/12/11 04:28 PM

I like the fact that there appears to be NO tunnel vision in Texas, the natives there seem to believe Texas is first, last & alwayshappy Maybe they're rightpitchfork
MAYBE ??? shocked

vivian2981's photo
Sun 06/12/11 05:02 PM


Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast , and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas . Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it maybe after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?
>
> In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is a little bit of Texas in everyone.
>
> Texas is the Alamo ... Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom.
>
> We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Davy Crockett, and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes.
>
> John Wayne paid to do the movie himself . That is the Spirit of Texas .
>
> Texas is Sam Houston capturing Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana at San Jacinto .
>
> Texas is huge forests of manO's Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett and Sam Houston National Forests .
>
> Texas is breathtaking mountains in the Big Bend, and Guadalupe National Park .
>
> Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country.
>
just had to fix that one for you :wink:

laugh laugh :thumbsup:

Foszil's photo
Sun 06/12/11 06:51 PM
We have just had a 5.5 shake on the golly scale, something Texans are not used to apparently. They lead sheltered liveslaugh

WordWalker's photo
Sun 06/12/11 09:19 PM

We have just had a 5.5 shake on the golly scale, something Texans are not used to apparently. They lead sheltered liveslaugh


Like we said, we have EVERYTHING here in Texas. laugh

WordWalker's photo
Sun 06/12/11 09:20 PM
Bar-B-Que

vivian2981's photo
Mon 06/13/11 05:50 AM
Metalwing makes the BEST Bar-B-Que in Texas...as a matter of fact, his ranks 12th in the WORLD!


Good stuff!

no photo
Mon 06/13/11 09:13 AM

We have just had a 5.5 shake on the golly scale, something Texans are not used to apparently. They lead sheltered liveslaugh
thank God bigsmile

vivian2981's photo
Mon 06/13/11 11:15 AM

I like the fact that there appears to be NO tunnel vision in Texas, the natives there seem to believe Texas is first, last & alwayshappy Maybe they're rightpitchfork


Your point being..........?????bigsmile

WordWalker's photo
Mon 06/13/11 12:06 PM

I like the fact that there appears to be NO tunnel vision in Texas, the natives there seem to believe Texas is first, last & alwayshappy Maybe they're rightpitchfork


We know it as a fact and we are always right. bigsmile

WordWalker's photo
Mon 06/13/11 06:21 PM
Cotton, oil and lumber.

WordWalker's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:04 AM
Earthquakes. I love Texas earthquakes. It keeps things shaking here. :smile:

vivian2981's photo
Tue 06/14/11 05:55 AM
Let's not forget the wildlife...Texas is famous for it's wildlife!








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