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Topic: Things I like about Texas
mightymoe's photo
Wed 06/01/11 01:39 PM




i guess everyone forgot about the best things in texas...DALLAS COWBOYS, DALLAS MAVERICKS, DALLAS STARS AND THE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!


HEY!!!! You forgot the TEXAS LONGHORNS!!!!! Yeah:banana: :banana: :banana:


no, i didn't...but i try as much as possible...

tongue2 tongue2 PFFFFTTTTTT to you toolaugh


lol..red is so much better than orange...

no photo
Wed 06/01/11 01:41 PM






i guess everyone forgot about the best things in texas...DALLAS COWBOYS, DALLAS MAVERICKS, DALLAS STARS AND THE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!


HEY!!!! You forgot the TEXAS LONGHORNS!!!!! Yeah:banana: :banana: :banana:


no, i didn't...but i try as much as possible...

tongue2 tongue2 PFFFFTTTTTT to you toolaugh

he's an ""OKLAHOMA SOONERS"" fan whoa


there, i fixed it for ya...laugh laugh
thank you :tongue:

vivian2981's photo
Wed 06/01/11 03:45 PM
Edited by vivian2981 on Wed 06/01/11 03:47 PM





i guess everyone forgot about the best things in texas...DALLAS COWBOYS, DALLAS MAVERICKS, DALLAS STARS AND THE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!


HEY!!!! You forgot the TEXAS LONGHORNS!!!!! Yeah:banana: :banana: :banana:


no, i didn't...but i try as much as possible...

tongue2 tongue2 PFFFFTTTTTT to you toolaugh


lol..red is so much better than orange...


Now you sound like my sons...whoa I like orange.drinker

And it doesn't need 'fixin' Jerry!laugh

no photo
Wed 06/01/11 04:55 PM






i guess everyone forgot about the best things in texas...DALLAS COWBOYS, DALLAS MAVERICKS, DALLAS STARS AND THE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!


HEY!!!! You forgot the TEXAS LONGHORNS!!!!! Yeah:banana: :banana: :banana:


no, i didn't...but i try as much as possible...

tongue2 tongue2 PFFFFTTTTTT to you toolaugh


lol..red is so much better than orange...


Now you sound like my sons...whoa I like orange.drinker

And it doesn't need 'fixin' Jerry!laugh
whaaaat ? :angel:

vivian2981's photo
Wed 06/01/11 04:58 PM







i guess everyone forgot about the best things in texas...DALLAS COWBOYS, DALLAS MAVERICKS, DALLAS STARS AND THE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!


HEY!!!! You forgot the TEXAS LONGHORNS!!!!! Yeah:banana: :banana: :banana:


no, i didn't...but i try as much as possible...

tongue2 tongue2 PFFFFTTTTTT to you toolaugh


lol..red is so much better than orange...


Now you sound like my sons...whoa I like orange.drinker

And it doesn't need 'fixin' Jerry!laugh
whaaaat ? :angel:


JUst you keep your fingers to yourself BuckOlaugh laugh

no photo
Wed 06/01/11 05:04 PM








i guess everyone forgot about the best things in texas...DALLAS COWBOYS, DALLAS MAVERICKS, DALLAS STARS AND THE TEXAS RANGERS!!!!


HEY!!!! You forgot the TEXAS LONGHORNS!!!!! Yeah:banana: :banana: :banana:


no, i didn't...but i try as much as possible...

tongue2 tongue2 PFFFFTTTTTT to you toolaugh


lol..red is so much better than orange...


Now you sound like my sons...whoa I like orange.drinker

And it doesn't need 'fixin' Jerry!laugh
whaaaat ? :angel:


JUst you keep your fingers to yourself BuckOlaugh laugh
ok embarassed

galendgirl's photo
Wed 06/01/11 06:02 PM
Other than fire ants (thank goodness for POISON) and August heat/humidity (thank goodness for AC)things I like about Texas...

PURT NEAR EVER'THANG!

WordWalker's photo
Wed 06/01/11 10:24 PM

Other than fire ants (thank goodness for POISON) and August heat/humidity (thank goodness for AC)things I like about Texas...

PURT NEAR EVER'THANG!


The best thing about Texas is Texas.

vivian2981's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:00 PM


Other than fire ants (thank goodness for POISON) and August heat/humidity (thank goodness for AC)things I like about Texas...

PURT NEAR EVER'THANG!


The best thing about Texas is Texas.


Texas is EVERYTHING!!

BettyB's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:05 PM
I have never been to Texas but if its even half as nice as the Texan friends I have made on here,it must be one heck of a wonderful placelove flowerforyou

vivian2981's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:30 PM
Edited by vivian2981 on Thu 06/02/11 04:39 PM

I have never been to Texas but if its even half as nice as the Texan friends I have made on here,it must be one heck of a wonderful placelove flowerforyou


It's Heaven...it's Hell and everything in between!laugh

http://www.wymanmeinzer.com/

I never do these right..but y'all check this out.

WordWalker's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:36 PM


I have never been to Texas but if its even half as nice as the Texan friends I have made on here,it must be one heck of a wonderful placelove flowerforyou


It's Heaven...it's Hell and everything in between!laugh


There you go Vivian. Another thing I like about Texans. We don't sugar coat anything. It is what it is. :smile:

BettyB's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:38 PM


I have never been to Texas but if its even half as nice as the Texan friends I have made on here,it must be one heck of a wonderful placelove flowerforyou


It's Heaven...it's Hell and everything in between!laugh

What???? How can it be Hell.laugh

vivian2981's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:40 PM



I have never been to Texas but if its even half as nice as the Texan friends I have made on here,it must be one heck of a wonderful placelove flowerforyou


It's Heaven...it's Hell and everything in between!laugh

What???? How can it be Hell.laugh


Come spend the summer with me....you'll see!laugh

BettyB's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:42 PM




I have never been to Texas but if its even half as nice as the Texan friends I have made on here,it must be one heck of a wonderful placelove flowerforyou


It's Heaven...it's Hell and everything in between!laugh

What???? How can it be Hell.laugh


Come spend the summer with me....you'll see!laugh

ok...besides that?lol

vivian2981's photo
Thu 06/02/11 04:42 PM



I have never been to Texas but if its even half as nice as the Texan friends I have made on here,it must be one heck of a wonderful placelove flowerforyou


It's Heaven...it's Hell and everything in between!laugh


There you go Vivian. Another thing I like about Texans. We don't sugar coat anything. It is what it is. :smile:

:thumbsup: Yep....it IS what it is.

vivian2981's photo
Mon 06/06/11 03:45 PM
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's Texas , the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "I will create Washington , DC .. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."


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Mon 06/06/11 04:51 PM
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vivian2981's photo
Mon 06/06/11 04:52 PM

laugh laugh

:thumbsup:

WordWalker's photo
Mon 06/06/11 10:47 PM
Edited by WordWalker on Mon 06/06/11 10:48 PM

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"That's Texas , the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Texas are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "I will create Washington , DC .. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."




Wasn't Texas created on the first day and everything else just filler? :thumbsup:

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