How About This ....Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted.....Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others........An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.....Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.....A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife or Girlfriend will give you for free.....It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives... what's your Phase, Quote or Saying for the day? cheers

You can find tea in a tea cup.. but cannot find world in a world cup.

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

"What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us"

Henry David Thoreau

I like that 1 thanks:)

“You can make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you blame others for those mistakes.” i like this 1:) so true

Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere.

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them." — Dr. Seuss

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Some friends are like parachutes. If they are not there when you really need them, chances are you won't need them again."

Don't let the A..holes in the world get to you, you're out numbered!

Don't hurry. Just make sure you are moving forward, not backward.

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." -- Buddha

"Life is short, so love the one you got 'cause you might get run over or you might get shot." -- Sublime

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget thier names."

"From the moment you're born you're dying."

forgiveness is the scent
that the violet sheds on the
heel that has just crushed it

Mark Twain

"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards." -Unknown

Discrimination is not based on faith, gender, race or creed; it's based on a difference in one's level of intelligence.

When I lay my head down at the end of the day I sleep well in good conscience. Make sure you can sleep at night by the actions you have taken during the day.
-Me


Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery - Malcom X

A TREE!

-Sonny Bono

thought that was george of the jungle???