Depends. Did this happen during sex?

Only on Tuesdays. On all the other days I will only beat them to a bloody pulp with my bare hands.

Do you leave a note with the body?
(In case they have no clue.)

Of course. I'm not uncivilized.

If they smile, I say, "Whooops!! Excuse me!" and smile back....

If they shot me a look like "GRRR!!" or not even look back, they get "Well, excuse ME for being on the planet and for being in your way!!!" That either stuns them or they apologize.....or run like hell from the crazy short person.

Note to self,,,,SHE'S GOT A NINE!!!

ok,,,back to the post...


oh,,,NEVER UPSET HER!!!



OK,,,GOOD now..

IF,,and WHILE they stared,,I'd give-un about two blinks,,and say EXCUSE ME,,,then I'd say R YOU OK???? and in a hustle kind of way...
because thats just wrong,,,and WE all have manners,,SOME just feel they doun't have to use them,,,,

LOVE IT!! especially those crazy short people- gotta watch out for them.

Tap him on the shoulder and say "thanks for the bump, give him a kiss, wink and walk away," He's sure to say sorry next time

IF I ever RUN INTO YOU,,,,,,,lol,,,,I shall have to PLAN THAT
I'm super polite and never got a kiss for doing THAT,,now I have to be rude to work-it,,,,,lol

It's kind of embarrassing because I have had this happen to me. And of course, it was a woman....attractive to me, maybe not to someone else.

I just smiled back, and said, "Sorry." Then I continued my conversation briefly before turning back around to look at her. Of course, I looked because if she intended what I thought, then she would glance back at me too. Well, she did, but she was standing with friends, including a couple guys. So, I just kept glancing over from time to time without ever making a move. I figured, if she saw me glancing at her enough, maybe she would walk over again....or maybe I could catch her by herself. No such luck. Opportunity missed, like so many others in my life.

Maybe that person thought you bumped into them and was waiting for you to say excuse me....

That would be a good start.

Bare hands.

The plot is thickening. The bare thought of something getting bare, especially if it's a female's body part, makes my plot thicken.

HAHA!! I am short, and angry and mad, and moved away from a megapolis because the general level of rudeness was getting so high, that everyone, absoulutely EVERYONE forced me off the sidewalk when we went past each other. This, and the spitting. Even nuns were spitting on the streets.

I am in heavean on earth now, in a small town, central Ontario, where people are nice. They like to backstab you here, too, but they do it ah ever so nicely here, when you are not looking. In Toronto they would stab you in the eyes in plain view, rip your eyeballs out of their sockets, and make love to your skull. All in a day's work.

So I know what you mean about those hampster-ishly angry, impish little fffriking little short men.

Why would he? He just positively reinforced him not to.

Just maybe the smile was to acknowledge what happen ya know kind of a apology without words.........

I usually say whoops, excuse me, even if it is not my fault, just to be kind, it's usually an accident, however when someone is rushing and plowing through on purpose, if they do bump me and dont apologize, then I usually say, EXcUSE YOU! Watch where your going, or slow down jerk!

I have heard that most serial killers
are the essence of politeness.

(Under the EXIT sign: )

(Deep bow) "After you."