seeing Lex's mask would make me run fast and hard roflmao

wowwww lol

and this one too...>>close to the end of the date.....Leann...my daughter needs a new video game player...would you loan me the money to get her one!!!!!OMG NO

Ooooh....someone trying to push their religion on me would definatly have me running the other way. Lol.

I konw hwat you mean hun, it would me also. I am very open minded about religion but do not push it on me...

Boys that shave their legs?

Girls that don't shave their legs?

YUCK..............

LMAO @ MicheleNC

Humm now ya do know that some of the Firemen do shave there legs and also body builders do so humm they are aweful sexy now

Pushy and overly aggressive....

Txs-Yes, I know of the bodybuilders. Did not know that about firefighters? Why is that? So, do serious bicycle riders.

My son's Tae Kwon Do master that I have a serious crush on shaves his chest. I only realized this after I saw the stubble under his Gi top. Ahhh...almost wilted my crush. But I got over it. My ex husband thinks this is hysterical. The crush and the chest shaving.

Ummm seeing Dead People...

IF she showed up with another guy.

If she looked like a man...( nothing wrong with being gay, but it is not for me :) )


If she had blood stains on her clothing.

If he had more hair on her face than her head.

LOL @ Dale. How goes it with you? Hanging in there? Been thinking about you.

if she had a penis!!

if her penis was bigger then mine!

dude what do you mean if she had a penis?
im just makeing a joke
but wouldnt you know if she had a penis when you meet her?
drop it
im just curious
shut up

1) If he calls me "girlfriend" in his best RuPaul voice while simultaneously telling me about the great deal he got on pumps and lederhosen.

2) If he makes a competition out of comparing stretch marks.

3) If he thinks Bangladesh is an Indian restaurant.

4) If his conversational bon mots include bum scratching and belching on command.

5) If he wears more cologne than is found in the typical women's magazine.

6) If his idea of fun is watching naked mud wrestling on television while balancing a beer on his oversized bellybutton.

7) If said bellybuton or any other part of his body is pierced and he insists on telling me the story behind the piercing, (usually involving an armadillo, a tribe of Amazon love goddesses and some tainted Jello shots)...

8) Any guy who insists on drinking Jello shots off his own navel and can do so with ease.

9) Any guy who think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet cause he hasn't found a Q in his Campbell's.

10) Any guy who hates monkeys, strudel, chocolate or being bashed over the head with an oversized accordion from time to time as an expression of lust.

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Aw, thanks, Bonny, I needed that. I've been busy with Bertha, she's a ton of fun except for the fact that she ate my accordion. If I squeeze her just right though, I can almost hear the Beer Barrel Polka...