EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH...

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compel ling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

AMEN
Spread God's love, may His light shine upon you, keep & protect you

Yes! posted it in jokes! just in case you guys don't look farther than this section!!!

I love it Sissy!!!

It'll be interesting to see how this goes over. Some have a hard time thinking of God as a woman. Imagine the can of worms this could open.

Even God has a sense of humor but I do know that some will take this wrong and have a fit.

That was funny, here's a verse that I think is simply hilarious.

1 Kings 22:11
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And Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah made him horns of iron: and he said, Thus saith the LORD, With these shalt thou push the Syrians, until thou have consumed them.
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Yeah, I believe there's T-shirts and bumper stickers available for those humor-challenged individuals.

The Best part is, I refuse to debate about it!!!

great thread. A little timely humor in the religion section. Gotta love it.

lj

Funny Catch

I just read this on a poetry site and the person goes by the handle Agent Orange. 'Personally its not God that I don't like. Its his fan club that I can't stand.'

agree

the bible says that GODlaughs,,,, im sure HE is grinning from ear to ear,,,,

((((Lisa)))))

Thanks my friends!

I needed this to come up today!

(((((((hugs))))))))

i think the religion section is always hilarious!!!

Very cute...

That was great