Topic: Diane Lane's Body Wax
Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 07/07/07 04:55 PM
Through some strange turn of events involving a shetland pony,
identical luggage, a mean drunk clown, and some pruning sheers;
I ended up with Diane Lane's container of body wax.

She hasn't been returning my calls, and it's been a beech to get in touch with her since the restraining order.

I've had some contact from EBAY, with some very lucrative offers to just touch the wax.

It's all very tempting, but I want to do the right thing.

Any suggestions?ohwell

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Sat 07/07/07 05:09 PM
Beach...toss it in the trash can lol laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 07/07/07 05:12 PM
I know I shouldn't profit from other people's misfortunes but
you should see what happened to a guy on another site who ended up with Naomi Watts' footbath through a similar coincidence

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Sat 07/07/07 05:14 PM
always beware of mean drunk clowns!!

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 07/07/07 05:15 PM
especially ones with shetland ponies

PHEW!!!

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Sat 07/07/07 06:16 PM
I think I stepped in the wax sick

irishlass's photo
Sat 07/07/07 06:19 PM
beach don't be afraid go ahead and use it, it was meant to be since it was delivered to you. :tongue:

Beachfarmer's photo
Sat 07/07/07 06:24 PM
:wink: already got some nose hairs



don't do it.......you'll be sorry.......oh well...doh..."send"

ArtGurl's photo
Sat 07/07/07 10:15 PM
can ya use it to wax your surf board? :tongue:

mbcasey's photo
Sat 07/07/07 10:33 PM
I want to place a bid on her pruning shears...laugh

BonnyMiss's photo
Sat 07/07/07 10:33 PM
I could use some of that wax................plaiting the hairs on my legs here people flowerforyou

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 07/08/07 08:17 AM
Interesting...I like the irony....using the wax to make something NOT smooth.

Ken...you don't know where those sheers have been.noway

Bonny....aaaah...um...I think I'll avoid athlete's tongueflowerforyou

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Sun 07/08/07 08:19 AM
does wax soothe sun burns???

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 07/08/07 08:28 AM
not if there is hair there

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Sun 07/08/07 08:32 AM
hmmmm well then I still say dump it in the trash