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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"im more like a bro not a hoe. "
I believe they call it "transgender". |
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"i aspire to create a more socially justice world,where people can be who and what they are and not be judged nor condemmed for their choices."
I'm already judging you for your choice of profile. But I'm also judging myself fairly harshly for reading it. |
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"DONT JUDGE ME BEFORE YOU MEET ME"
Too late. |
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"caring,responsibility ,kindness and warmheart,caring,responsibility ,kindness and warmheartcaring,responsibility ,kindness and warmheartcaring,responsibility ,kindness and warmheartcaring,responsibility ,kindness and warmheart"
Click your heels three times and say it..... |
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"I have a wavy hair and brown." Just one? Maybe she has a crayon or marker too? |
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"I eat popcorn with chopsticks." Translation: I like to make the simplest tasks as difficult as possible. Who is this? I need their name so I can mail them a spork and make their life easier. |
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"I'm not ugly like most girls on here I don't need online datingg." Of course you don't. You just like getting lewd emails, I'm sure. Some of us do. LOL. |
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Edited by
shrxfn68
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Fri 12/09/11 07:52 PM
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I never posted in here before, but is this where you perv profiles(in stealth mode. Which isn't too stealthy if you ask me), and then make fun of them and the words they are using to describe themselves?
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Prove to me all women are not the same." ....I'm already annoyed with this guy. But we are, we all HATE him in particular. |
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Looking for my Partner.." ....how long has she been missing? Perhaps she is with my extra garage remote? I babble to St. Anthony when that happens. |
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Looking to be alive again.." ....I have low standards, but I draw the line at dead. I guess his friends do not know CPR. |
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"kjasdhaikjhrg;ihio;ah;IKJGKJIOHIOH OI OIHOSIDHOIV KLJNBLKJGLKGN
LKHFKJHKSDJGH LKJHKJBNGLAJ RDELNKJHKSDJBGL SDSSKLSLL DLDFL DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE BUT I NEED SOME THING INTERESTING TO SAY TOO BAD I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY" It's like tuning an old dial tuner radio only to find that the station you're tuning to is broadcasting a high school soccer game. |
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Edited by
teadipper
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Fri 12/09/11 07:54 PM
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"Like going to the beach late at night walking hand and hand with you beside me" From a profile in western Kansas which is famous for it's beaches, coral reefs, and snorkeling. Yeh I wonder where all these beaches are coming from. Okay, I live at the beach. NOTICE: Beaches have holes in them, there are many things to trip on in the dark. It is almost impossible to find spots where two people can hold hands and walk and balance and not fall over. When the Grunions are running, it's really gross to walk barefoot on the beach at night. NEVER believe people who say they walk hand and hand on the beach at night. They DO NOT live at the beach. |
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"Hello hello ehhhhello geleooo ojfoaspojfpoajdsfoja'sdfja'DSF'AscaksfcasjcaJCAJSCA;SJC;AJC siuhbd insid nosmojkm losclns lkcnlasc ;/AKSN.Anscf/;qa ANC;NAS;LCNJA scn a;CNAS KSN;LKansclna;lksnclknsax"
I really think it's time we had a telethon for whatever this is. |
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"I dont care where you are or what you do. We will find out if you are the right one for me and all the disntace will go away."
I bet I go away long before that. |
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"I have 2 years in human Justice"
As opposed to what? Salamander justice? |
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"My kids are already adults and I find my life a little empty."
So you made a profile to match. Way to go. |
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"i like to be a doctor ,coz i like that job ,so i lke to be adoctor"
I think there's an opening in Tautology. |
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"kjasdhaikjhrg;ihio;ah;IKJGKJIOHIOH OI OIHOSIDHOIV KLJNBLKJGLKGN LKHFKJHKSDJGH LKJHKJBNGLAJ RDELNKJHKSDJBGL SDSSKLSLL DLDFL DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE HERE BUT I NEED SOME THING INTERESTING TO SAY TOO BAD I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY" It's like tuning an old dial tuner radio only to find that the station you're tuning to is broadcasting a high school soccer game. You know I had this really old Honda Mini with a broken radio that would change stations by itself and the songs were often a sign of something, maybe we need a translator from beyond??? |
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"In search for Mr. Rite!!"
He's at the bookstore buying you a spelling book. |
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