Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9
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Tue 11/08/11 06:10 PM
"can smill all day yes thats me"

A little Ultra-Ban Roll-On should clear that right up.


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Tue 11/08/11 06:11 PM
"when i was young i want to be a nice girl"

And now? An ostrich?

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Tue 11/08/11 06:12 PM

"can smill all day yes thats me"

A little Ultra-Ban Roll-On should clear that right up.




well TG they didn't smelt all day because that would be an entirely different problem

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Tue 11/08/11 06:14 PM
"Smart beauty, gentle and delicate, versatile, quiet and delicate, good health and good-natured."

But are you delicate?


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Tue 11/08/11 06:15 PM
"I'm a manager of a restaurant currently in China."

Are they planning on moving it?


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Tue 11/08/11 06:16 PM

"I'm a manager of a restaurant currently in China."

Are they planning on moving it?




It's a floating truck. It will be in Madrid next week.

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Tue 11/08/11 06:18 PM
"Casual conversation is a daily occurrence."

Canadian geese have consistent migratory patterns.

Your turn.


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Tue 11/08/11 06:18 PM
Lex you are on a roll! I found my entertainment for the night! Going to grab some popcorn and a bag of caramels! Nothing more entertaining than "special" people!:laughing:

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Tue 11/08/11 06:22 PM
"Who is hunting you?"

Jack Bauer, probably.

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Tue 11/08/11 06:26 PM
"Have you seen two clouds slowly float towards each other by the wind in the blue sky? Do you know why they move closely to each other?What happen when they get close to each other above our head?"

Someone blathers on and on about it because they can't think of anything interesting to say....?

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Tue 11/08/11 06:27 PM

"Who is hunting you?"

Jack Bauer, probably.


Okay I am missing something. What is that supposed to say? I am not getting the concept.

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Tue 11/08/11 06:28 PM


"Who is hunting you?"

Jack Bauer, probably.


Okay I am missing something. What is that supposed to say? I am not getting the concept.


It was going to be either Jack Bauer or Lee Harvey Oswald, and I think the Oswald reference might come across as a bit dated. You have to write to your audience.


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Tue 11/08/11 06:31 PM
"i would like to find a good hearted man who commited always,no much excuse to ignore to dump"

That one kind of fell apart right in the middle there....


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Tue 11/08/11 06:32 PM



"Who is hunting you?"

Jack Bauer, probably.


Okay I am missing something. What is that supposed to say? I am not getting the concept.


It was going to be either Jack Bauer or Lee Harvey Oswald, and I think the Oswald reference might come across as a bit dated. You have to write to your audience.




NOT YOU. I got the joke. I meant what were they trying to say?

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Tue 11/08/11 06:32 PM
"I am giving this another try."

It's just a toaster, don't make such a big deal out of it.


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Tue 11/08/11 06:33 PM




"Who is hunting you?"

Jack Bauer, probably.


Okay I am missing something. What is that supposed to say? I am not getting the concept.


It was going to be either Jack Bauer or Lee Harvey Oswald, and I think the Oswald reference might come across as a bit dated. You have to write to your audience.




NOT YOU. I got the joke. I meant what were they trying to say?


If I actually tied to figure them out, I'd have major head trauma by now.

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Tue 11/08/11 06:37 PM





"Who is hunting you?"

Jack Bauer, probably.


Okay I am missing something. What is that supposed to say? I am not getting the concept.


It was going to be either Jack Bauer or Lee Harvey Oswald, and I think the Oswald reference might come across as a bit dated. You have to write to your audience.




NOT YOU. I got the joke. I meant what were they trying to say?


If I actually tied to figure them out, I'd have major head trauma by now.


Sometimes, my ears bleed a little.

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Tue 11/08/11 06:38 PM
"i feel ralax indeed."

Third planet of the Zelimar VII system.


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Tue 11/08/11 06:38 PM
Well all I really have to add is... if you don't know your gender when you make a profile, you should not be allowed to keep typing. huh

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Tue 11/08/11 06:40 PM

Well all I really have to add is... if you don't know your gender when you make a profile, you should not be allowed to keep typing. huh


A lot of them don't know. A lot of them are waiting for someone to tell them. Ah, the American Public School System.