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| Topic: THE ROOM TO LAUGH IN :)))))) | |
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I stepped on a stump and stomped on it.
Then,I had a scratch that turned into a sore. So I stepped away from the stump and stepped on the steps. Then I went to sleep since I was sick. |
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?
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A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. 
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Edited by
Cheer_up
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Sun 05/29/11 05:56 PM
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From OC (: 
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What do you call a grumpy cow? Moo-dy :P
Where do cows go on holiday? To moo York :) What goes oom oom? A cow walking backwards lol |
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A Couple of Guys in a Bar - Even More Very Funny Jokes
A man seated at a bar turns to the man sitting next to him and says, "Hello, where are you from?" The man next to him replies, "I’m from Ireland." The first man’s eyes widen as he replies, "Me too! What part of the city are you from?" The second man replies, "I’m from Castletown, near Phoenix Park." The first man replies, "Me too! What’s the name of your grandmother?" The second man replies, "Dorothy." The first man replies, "Wow, mine too!" About that time, a new customer walks into the bar and asks the barkeep, "Hey Mac, what’s new?" The barkeep replies, "Nothing much. The Thompson twins are drunk again." |
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I hope I didn't kill your thread
%%%%%%%%%%%% Two Old Men %%%%%%%%%%%% Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: two old geezers and whispers to her manager: 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk; I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, 'You know, I think my girl was dead!' 'Dead?' 'Why do you say that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend says, 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch.' 'A witch??. . Why the hell would you say that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window..... Took my teeth with her!'
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There was a nun from Siberia
Who had a virgin interior Till one night a Monk Jumped into her bunk And now she's a Mother Superior
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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter.” So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.” She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!” So, she became a man. LOLLLLLLL no offence cheers
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Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, The Genie said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter.” So, she became a redhead. The second blonde said, “I wish I were smarter than she is.” She became a brunette. The third blond ordered, “I wish I were smarter than both of them!” So, she became a man. LOLLLLLLL no offence cheers
cheer-up...ahahaha thats a good 1, its so true though. there r very few smart women n this world! :) |
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The Elderly Couple
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he then charged them $32.00. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00 and the Hilton charges $75.00. We do it here for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office." |
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American - Canadian relations get testy...
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A guy was sentenced to death in a electric chair they gave him his last breakfast but he wouldnt eat his eggs and toast but he took the juice
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penguin pic is too funny
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I died laughing!
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