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Topic: THE ROOM TO LAUGH IN :))))))
Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Mon 03/12/12 09:09 AM Edited by Cheer_up on Mon 03/12/12 09:12 AM
thanks for the funny pictures all lol and quotes lolllllll on here not seen them in a while lolll

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Mon 03/12/12 09:13 AM
I hope I didn't kill your thread %%%%%%%%%%%% Two Old Men %%%%%%%%%%%% Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager: two old geezers and whispers to her manager: 'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk; I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.' The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business. As they are walking home the first man says, 'You know, I think my girl was dead!' 'Dead?' 'Why do you say that?' 'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend says, 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch.' 'A witch??. . Why the hell would you say that?' 'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window..... Took my teeth with her!' lolllllll i hope you keep up with the funnys here too lolllllll cheers

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Mon 03/12/12 09:15 AM
lollllllll right on dude that was funny cheers

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Mon 03/12/12 09:16 AM
lollllllllllllllll yes i bet more would wash then lolllllll i always wash but dam this would be more fun lolllllllll

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Mon 03/12/12 09:18 AM Edited by Cheer_up on Mon 03/12/12 09:18 AM
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Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Mon 03/12/12 12:10 PM
Well SHE's certainly changed during recent years :o

Troubled Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 295	Tue 03/13/12 05:07 PM
Couple of rednecks were out cruising around one day when the driver spotted a sheep with it's head caught in a fence. He grenades the breaks, jumps out of the truck runs over to the sheep drops trou and takes care of business. After he finished he yells back to the truck and asks his buddy if he wanted some. His friend yells hell yes, jumps out of the truck runs over and sticks his head in the fence.

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 03/25/12 06:16 PM
Couple of rednecks were out cruising around one day when the driver spotted a sheep with it's head caught in a fence. He grenades the breaks, jumps out of the truck runs over to the sheep drops trou and takes care of business. After he finished he yells back to the truck and asks his buddy if he wanted some. His friend yells hell yes, jumps out of the truck runs over and sticks his head in the fence.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Mon 03/26/12 08:06 AM
Couple of rednecks were out cruising around one day when the driver spotted a sheep with it's head caught in a fence. He grenades the breaks, jumps out of the truck runs over to the sheep drops trou and takes care of business. After he finished he yells back to the truck and asks his buddy if he wanted some. His friend yells hell yes, jumps out of the truck runs over and sticks his head in the fence.

Iyoha Joined Sun 03/25/12 Posts: 5	Tue 03/27/12 02:02 PM
Wow, that was so funny, i can't help it,am still laugh now, help pls

SanneHan Joined Thu 03/01/12 Posts: 356	Wed 03/28/12 12:41 PM


Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Wed 03/28/12 03:59 PM
where do you find these things lollllll

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Wed 03/28/12 09:12 PM Edited by Cheer_up on Wed 03/28/12 09:13 PM
lollllllll

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Wed 03/28/12 09:18 PM


Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Thu 03/29/12 09:01 AM
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Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Thu 03/29/12 09:05 AM Edited by Cheer_up on Thu 03/29/12 09:06 AM


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prashant01 Joined Wed 05/06/09 Posts: 14148	Thu 03/29/12 09:39 AM
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is fool cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word in each line then you will understand what is funny in this..............Kept you busy uh lollllllll But I asked my friend to read that....Really..!!

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Thu 03/29/12 09:57 AM
<<< think like mr bean and we will all be ok lolllllllll

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Thu 03/29/12 10:02 AM
This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is fool cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word in each line then you will understand what is funny in this..............Kept you busy uh lollllllll But I asked my friend to read that....Really..!! OHHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAA