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Topic: The Uuuum Rules Please
Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 10:12 AM
Her: Why didn't you just order for me? I mean, you know what I like.

Me: Because that seems like a sexist and antiquated thing to do.

Her: Yeah......but it's kind of sexy, yanno?

frustrated NO! I don't know!


Where is the balance in between "The Quiet Man" and "Jerry Maguire"?
("The Quiet Man" is a John Wayne movie from the early-middle of last century for you youngins)

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Wed 02/09/11 10:15 AM
Edited by artlo on Wed 02/09/11 10:18 AM
What's the balance between Maureen O'Hara and Rene Zellwigger?

That would be somewhere between, "You had me at hello" and "You will never have me."

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 10:17 AM
rofl at least 2 cup sizes

How's THAT for chauvinism?

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 10:24 AM

What's the balance between Maureen O'Hara and Rene Zellwigger?

That would be somewhere between, "You had me at hello" and "You will never have me."


LMAO!

Apparently both John AND Tom have big dowries.

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Wed 02/09/11 10:31 AM
Edited by artlo on Wed 02/09/11 10:32 AM
But wasn't (isn't) Maureen a beauty? She's was still a hotty the last time I saw her maybe 15 years ago. she's 90, now.

I'll leave Rene for the kids to dream about.

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 10:36 AM
:thumbsup: Is it unhealthy to actually want to be a Hunchback?

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Wed 02/09/11 10:39 AM
It might be unhealthy to want to be Charles Laughton.

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 10:40 AM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
rofl

soufiehere's photo
Wed 02/09/11 11:04 AM

Her: Why didn't you just order for me? I mean, you know what I like.
Me: Because that seems like a sexist and antiquated thing to do.
Her: Yeah......but it's kind of sexy, yanno?
frustrated NO! I don't know!
Where is the balance in between "The Quiet Man" and "Jerry Maguire"?
("The Quiet Man" is a John Wayne movie from the early-middle of last century for you youngins)

SHE thought it was sexy..whatsa problem?

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 11:13 AM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Wed 02/09/11 11:16 AM
I'll be sure to find a switch to beat her with.....in anticipation.


I suppose that she was "letting me know". THAT in itself I guess is VERY Sexy!

Totage's photo
Wed 02/09/11 11:35 AM
I find it a huge turn off when someone wants to be lazy and not think for themself.

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 11:39 AM
...but I guess she WAS....and thought that type of surrender might be
*adjective here*

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:02 PM
there are no rules.....
all's fair in love and war

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:13 PM
peak my interestdrool
then serve me a platitude?

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:14 PM
May I spank you for that Lori?

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:15 PM
please do :tongue:

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:18 PM
That episode with Desi and Lucy, I think was the first porn I ever watched.

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:19 PM
I think that's the first porn for most of us...it was pretty hawt!

Beachfarmer's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:24 PM
OK...over my knee......pitchfork you've been VERY bad!!

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/09/11 12:27 PM
bad?!?! oh you have NO idea.....

spanks for the memories

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