Are you brave enough to try these?

1. When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

3. Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on.

5. Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?"

6.Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!"

7. Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.

8. When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."

9. Enforce a group hug.

10.Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?"

11. Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go.

12. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

13. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

14. Shave. Especially effective if you're female)

15. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

17.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

18. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

19. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

20. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

21. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

23. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

24. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

25. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

26. Sing along with the Muzak.

27. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

28. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

29. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

30. Leave a box between the doors.

31. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

32. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

33.Start a sing-along.

34. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

35. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

38. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

39. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it. quick!" then whistle innocently.

40. Fart loudly, and then say to the person next to you, "Must you always do that!"

omg....lmao thanks for the laughs and ideas

i'll have to try that sometime..lol

You forgot my all time favorite, yell fire and run around in a circle.

lol, ohhhh that's great.

hehehe

UK, you are too much!!! But, we REALLY need to get you out of Germany!..

Too many polkas are killing his brain cells... :)

lol

Polkas tend to be more Hungarian or Austrian.

Foxtrot is more poular here.

That explains the bushy tail hanging out of your mouth... :)

i'm gonna try some of those when i go to the space needle. its a very long elevator ride

What if I went to the dollar store got one of those battery operated alarm clocks with the hands and placed them under the cardboard box?

he he u'd probly get arrested considering the times we live in

if you tried that alarm clock thing, and you happened to appear before me in court, you would be serving 1 to 5 years. I would not be one of the people to find that funny.