to a massage? A legtimate massage. I prefer swedish myself.

YES! About once or twice a year.

Nope...have given so many body massages, but have yet to have even one! I do treat myself to a pedi once in a while, but have gotten to the point of doing those myself.

Years ago I had a whiplash.
The ensuing daily massages were so painful,
I can't work up any enthusiasm for
undergoing anything like that again.

Legtimate massage? They have those?

two or three times daily, more if i'm really tense. wait, oh massage, well it's sort of like a localized massage targeting a specific. nevermind let's just go with no

Brushing your teeth does not count.

I knew this would go insinuated full frontal before 10 posts.

Yea i always opt for the happy ending

I've never had the pleasure of a real massage. I'd like to indulge in that someday..

no never have. and I'd like to - I have a couple of acquaintances who are trained also

I have a few times...I have migraines and when I get one, its wonderful. The lady I go to is so good and makes you feel very comfortable and so relaxed. I would suggest everyone atleast going to get one in their lifetime.

I am the rare freak that has a hard time dealing with a massage....drives me up the damned wall.

"You have a knot here"

"That's a bone"

"Lemme work it out"

"When you are done, it will still be a bone"

I went one time. I just finished a big project and was sore so I decided to stop at a little asian place. Never had anybody wash me before. That was kinda weird. Then a little time in a sauna. Which was nice. I go in for the massage and she rubs on me a little. This girl starts taking off her clothes. She doesn't speak any english and starts shouting fukky fukky sukky sukky. Kinda traumatized me.......

Before, during, or after?

I have given more massages than I have received over all but I did have a girlfriend who was studying to be a masseuse and I was her Guinea pig, that was nice! Once she graduated I never got another freebie from her....go figure.

I had a work related injury that resulted in chiropractic visits which in turn resulted in massage because my neck and shoulders were further damaged by the chiropractor!

I have been told by 3 different Chiropractors not to let anyone adjust my neck!! Funny thing is that when I told numbers 2 and 3 they took it as a challenge instead of advise!

Were these administered by the women with the strange names? Come plow through our mountains of snow (another foot today, streets down to one lane) and I will teach you what a good massage can do for you! Wonderful nights sleep to name just one!

Yes! I had a deep tissue massage earlier this week, which can hurt like heck but I feel much better now, overall. Time for a nice relaxing one?

Glad you feel better! Sure get a relaxing one ASAP!