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The company"The Great LI-AR" to be started soon.
Only qualification requires to join the company: A perfect/great liar. Age:No bar. Salary: Negotiable;won't be a constrain factor for deserving candidate. If you are interested send your resume here stating why do you consider yourself fit for this ? 
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Humm guess I would still be without a job..........I tend to spill my guts lmao.....
 
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What me worry? PLEASE!
Now me lying? I always tell the truth. I swear on a bible (ha ha). Now give me money! |
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 Is this one of those international jobs based out of Nigeria?
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I "once" stummbled on my words and called someone a "chronological liar".
Then it occured to me, after my fopah, that......."that" would be the perfect prototype of "liar". |
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i lie all the time ,
yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy |
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The company"The Great LI-AR" to be started soon. Only qualification requires to join the company: A perfect/great liar. Age:No bar. Salary: Negotiable;won't be a constrain factor for deserving candidate. If you are interested send your resume here stating why do you consider yourself fit for this ?
with ME giving THEM,,,,PERFECT REFERENCES for their EXCELENT SKILLS!!   
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What?
They must be looking for someone to run for political office.  
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i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy 
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care??
Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care?? Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
Heard that before
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care?? Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
Heard that before
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care?? Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
Heard that before
Who told you 
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care?? Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
Heard that before
Who told you
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care?? Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
Heard that before
Who told you
I suppose I shall see this in the joke forum??
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care?? Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
Heard that before
Who told you
I suppose I shall see this in the joke forum??
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Humm guess I would still be without a job..........I tend to spill my guts lmao.....
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Now come on, don't you want 4 day weekends, less work, more pay, and free health care?? Vote me in and I will give you everything you want! Promise and cross my heart.
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