Topic: I dreamt
Blaze1978's photo
Wed 01/05/11 06:27 PM
I had a dream in which I saw Nazis attacking a university. Two tanks drove up onto campus (I remember thinking that it takes three men to work a tank and that I was some day going to be forcibly drafted into the German army to help drive one). The tanks were followed by a man on horseback carrying a cutlass. At this time, I hoped that the tanks wouldn't injure the horse.

I saw teachers and students crowd the doors and windows of the university to see what was going on. The students were all small children. The man on horseback told the tank gunners to begin shooting indiscriminately. They fired at the exterior walls of the buildings, causing masonry to chip and fly off. Somehow, no one was injured in the gunfire. The masonry built up in piles on the campus. Then I blinked and realized that it wasn't masonry that I was looking at. The piles were comprised of books.

Then the man on horseback got off the horse. It was at this point that I realized he had a flamethrower strapped to his back and he was going to burn the books. Thisrealization made the people cowering in the halls recoil in horror. I felt as if it were people the German commandant was going to destroy.

Then I was suddenly in the body of Tom Hanks, who was a teacher at the academy. The sight of the unrepentant destruction of so many books caused red, green and orange lumps to appear on my face. Then I started having conniptions, and one of the headmasters said that I was having a stroke.

The next image was a bit unusual. I saw the yard of a fabulous Victorian era house, and my family (a wife and two kids) were having a picnic nearby. What was unusual about it was that I/Tom Hanks was submerged underground. Only my legs, from the knees down were visible above the soil. My daughter grabbed my feet and pulled me out of the earth as easily as if she had been digging out a carrot. Then she said, "Look mother, I just had the strangest dream."

Suddenly my kids mysteriously dropped dead. The sight of this inspired my wife into a state of perpetual panic, and, oblivious to my/Tom Hanks' presence, she began to shout "The Germans are coming," while running around aimlessly and shrieking endlessly. Her shrieking hurt my ears and I began to worry that she would lead the Germans right to us. Then I woke up.

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Wed 01/05/11 06:28 PM
good morning.

Ash36's photo
Wed 01/05/11 07:13 PM
WOE.! That was an intresting dream..!! All of us have wierd dreams in which scene suddenly changes..!!

newarkjw's photo
Wed 01/05/11 07:16 PM
You really shouldn't eat spicy foods before you sleep........smokin

williamm0944's photo
Wed 01/05/11 07:29 PM
i once had a weird dream i was a power ranger but a new brown one wtf?? lol

Ash36's photo
Wed 01/05/11 07:34 PM
Haha.. Power ranger, brown one !!! lol
n then billy was shooting here n there n boom.!! He woke !!

Mayhem_J's photo
Wed 01/05/11 07:47 PM

i once had a weird dream i was a power ranger but a new brown one wtf?? lol


The Poop ranger!! LOL!!!

williamm0944's photo
Thu 01/06/11 07:11 AM


i once had a weird dream i was a power ranger but a new brown one wtf?? lol


The Poop ranger!! LOL!!!

LOL that name might catch on!! i like it haha:thumbsup:

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Thu 01/06/11 07:16 AM
huh shocked

soufiehere's photo
Thu 01/06/11 07:18 AM

...Suddenly my kids mysteriously dropped dead.
The sight of this inspired my wife into a state
of perpetual panic, and, oblivious to
my/Tom Hanks' presence, she began to shout
"The Germans are coming," while running around
aimlessly and shrieking endlessly.
Her shrieking hurt my ears and I began to worry
that she would lead the Germans right to us.
Then I woke up.

Were you still married with kids?
Typical Cheetos nightmare.

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Thu 01/06/11 07:31 AM


...Suddenly my kids mysteriously dropped dead.
The sight of this inspired my wife into a state
of perpetual panic, and, oblivious to
my/Tom Hanks' presence, she began to shout
"The Germans are coming," while running around
aimlessly and shrieking endlessly.
Her shrieking hurt my ears and I began to worry
that she would lead the Germans right to us.
Then I woke up.

Were you still married with kids?
Typical Cheetos nightmare.


Maybe he dipped it in bad guacamole.

Thorb's photo
Thu 01/06/11 09:50 AM
probably fell asleep during the football game and the wife and kids were jabbering in the background.

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Thu 01/06/11 10:03 AM
I dreamed I was with a HOT gorgeous do anything kind of lady!! then I woke up and found out my doll was still inflated!!noway bigsmile pitchfork

Blaze1978's photo
Fri 01/07/11 05:19 PM

good morning.


Good morning!!

@ everyone: I probably should have noted that I don't have a wife and kids.drinker

seamac's photo
Fri 01/07/11 05:25 PM


good morning.


Good morning!!

@ everyone: I probably should have noted that I don't have a wife and kids.drinker



and where you say "the next image was a bit unusual" ????

Sounds like a bad night to me. Glad you woke up safe and sound and wishing you much sweeter dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite!!

Blaze1978's photo
Sat 01/08/11 03:15 AM



good morning.


Good morning!!

@ everyone: I probably should have noted that I don't have a wife and kids.drinker



and where you say "the next image was a bit unusual" ????

Sounds like a bad night to me. Glad you woke up safe and sound and wishing you much sweeter dreams tonight! Don't let the bed bugs bite!!


Meh. I prefer bad dreams, they're more interesting. And, strange as it sounds, they're how I know I'm fully sane. It means my mind is processing the messed up world normally.

I would be much more concerned were I experiencing only good dreams.