"I have been to met lie person and make me hate to much."

Yeah, especially when nothing you say makes any sense.

"I made a mistake when created my profile, and it shows that I am 43."

Well, everybody makes mistakes when they're 43.

"I am pretty last in my family."

I think you either are or you aren't.

"Just hanging out,can't sleep.Was wondering if there was anyone out there"

Just waiting for you prince charming...NOT!

"if i have time i like to go out give food for childen."

You can't just get pregnant like normal people?

Hi I smoke... non-smokers are not better people, They are just non-smokers."


...their just smarter people.

"I'm be normal girl,can be sweet girl,like to hang out, love to listen radio,no beautiful,always laugh loundness,have many question, have a lot crazy power."

Obviously learning languages is not one of them.

"I work hard so i have tittle time for my personal life."

I hope "tittle time" isn't what I think it is.

Snow on roof,fire in the furnace!"


...bald as a hen's egg.

..you got no snow left.

...she wants a quickie.

"Everything has both side."

What about water?

permenant partner wanted!"


....I've always felt more comfortable with divorce as a viable option.

"Someone that right is not easy to found .. Yes !! I believe like this.If You want cover girl ,,Is not me ( forget me )If you want good english ,,Is not me."

When you're right, you're right.

Looking for my best friend !"


...This is a dating site, not lost and found.

"I am fexible."

Anybody can just make up words.

Lokking for a Nice Lady"



...whatever that is..

"i dont like butterfly man."

You know they kicked him out of the Justice League.

"just a fun lovingg girl.too bord to type. knock me if you wanna know more."

OK, your writing is atrocious.

The feature that captures my attention is a smile and the eyes, "


..I'll show you my boobs..

I don't wanna play no more!

"i am ddf,ub2 and open to anything sexually.anything else just ask. i only had one picture to put on here.i do not care what race and i do not care if your single or married.just seeking a discreet friend for occasional hookup for some sexual fun. so are you adventurous,wanting a lil excitement in your life just let me know.

okay, I edited out the more explicit things that were said & this creep is a janitor at my school!!! I should so carry a tazer...LOL

IME...men that talk chit about how good they are...ARE NOT!!! You are just a big disappointment waiting to happen to some poor horny gal! Just stick with Craigslist where you belong