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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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I am looking for a petite lady who enjoys being treated like one."
...you can treat me like a petite lady if you want. 
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Looking for a women of interest"
...of interest to who? |
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Friend first then we'll see.."
...sounds judgment to me. 
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I am widowed and divorced."
...that 'til death do you part' didn't work on the second one. |
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appreciative of the little things.."
...how little is it? (I know I said that once before but I still think its funny.) |
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Secret Agent on the Lookout for Spies
I am an international secret agent that, interesting enough, has some secrets.." ...would a stalker do? |
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dont judge a book by its cover.."
..Ugly people always say that. |
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Looking for a relatilnship..
..I hope you find one, whatever it is. |
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Never too old."
..who told you that? Personally I draw the line at 100. |
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Southern Gentleman Seeking Comfort."
..you can pick that up at the liquor store. |
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The glass is always half full"
...not if I'm drinking out of it. |
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ANY LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR ON HERE"
...maybe, lets see your act. |
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like da outdoors....goin to da movies....haingin out with frens......havin fun....hopefully retire and travel...something I look forward too....go to concerts and party with our frens..."
..i'm speechless. |
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wanted: gal who is still full of life.."
...how about one full of Bull$hit? |
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I hope to meet someone who is interested in relatively similar thinking."
...so... what do you think? 
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I work hard and I play harder.."
...has job, likes to party all night and on weekends. |
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Searching for a real person."
....another guy who is giving up blow up dolls. |
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Serious about marriage"
...That's frightening |
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OVERSEXED AND UNDERLOVED
I am a kissey,touchey type of guy," ...a horny bastard. |
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"I looking the man honest for the master life."
Don't you mean "afterlife"? |
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