Topic: WANTED put your Ad Here
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Mon 12/20/10 03:24 PM
SWM into chainsaws, tattoos, horror, Wild and kinky sex, and hockey masks seek like minded SWF. No weirdos, pleaseflowerforyou

krupa's photo
Mon 12/20/10 05:42 PM

Wanted : 1963 Corvette stingray fastback. Must be in excellent condition and reasonably priced.


You are a GOD my man!!! Tooooo funny!

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Mon 12/20/10 06:15 PM


Wanted : 1963 Corvette stingray fastback. Must be in excellent condition and reasonably priced.


You are a GOD my man!!!
about time somebody realized that laugh

FindMe1113's photo
Mon 12/20/10 06:22 PM
WANTED:

A "Gentle" soft spoken,tall and sexy Male who can capture my INTEREST for more than 1.9999 minutessmokin

bigsmile

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Mon 12/20/10 06:23 PM

WANTED:

A "Gentle" soft spoken,tall and sexy Male who can capture my INTEREST for more than 1.9999 minutessmokin

bigsmile
I'm not tall, but......:wink:

FindMe1113's photo
Mon 12/20/10 06:25 PM


WANTED:

A "Gentle" soft spoken,tall and sexy Male who can capture my INTEREST for more than 1.9999 minutessmokin

bigsmile
I'm not tall, but......:wink:


Stand on a chair then sugar and PUCKER UP!smooched smooched smooched smooched smooched flowers

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Mon 12/20/10 06:27 PM
drool love

seamac's photo
Tue 12/21/10 07:12 PM
A job where there is no gossip, no back stabbing, no playing favorites. A job where I am respected for what I add, where I can use my writing skills, my problem solving skills. I job I don't report to until at least 10am and am home just after 4pm four days a week. Top pay and bonuses, holidays off, birthday off, weekends off, snow days off, partners birthday off, parents birthdays off. Casual dress and two hours of free long distance phone use per week. Paid 3 martini lunch optional. One last thing, I need my desk to be in the smoking section.

A girl can dream can't she?

Meg8771's photo
Tue 12/21/10 07:59 PM
WANTED: A strong man who is honest, hardworking, passionate, loving, humble, kind and enjoys fiery passionate lovemaking sessions that are spontaneous - not planned. Screw Prince Charming...I want a REAL man!

READY4FUNN's photo
Tue 12/21/10 08:33 PM
WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much.

seamac's photo
Wed 12/22/10 02:39 PM

WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much.



Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much!

TheShadow's photo
Wed 12/22/10 03:39 PM
Edited by TheShadow on Wed 12/22/10 03:40 PM
Wanted, blonde 5-8 cleans, cooks and does what she is told. Undercover blonde will work as well, ill keep your secretlaugh

READY4FUNN's photo
Wed 12/22/10 03:54 PM


WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much.



Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much!


lol..
or sum one who dont lose so much.

alookat101's photo
Wed 12/22/10 04:08 PM
Wanted: Peace On Earth And Goowill To All

READY4FUNN's photo
Wed 12/22/10 04:24 PM
Edited by READY4FUNN on Wed 12/22/10 04:38 PM

Wanted: Peace On Earth And Goowill To All

all b.s aside, i got to say that is the most real thing i have read in a while.. if it where only that simple.. peace..
_____________________________________________________________


now back here on earth..
wanted: long legged funn lonin freaky azz bed buddy..devil

seamac's photo
Wed 12/22/10 04:29 PM



WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much.



Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much!


lol..
or sum one who dont lose so much.



Love this too! I do like the way you think!!

READY4FUNN's photo
Wed 12/22/10 04:45 PM




WANTED: some one who dosent want so damn much.



Good one! How about someone who doesn't NEED so damn much!


lol..
or sum one who dont lose so much.



Love this too! I do like the way you think!!


lol,,ur a sweety.... but the thought of a lady likeing the way i think is a little scarrie,,lol. are u on the same planit as mee?? laugh
wanted: dead or alive. the warm blooded kind for a change...lol
:angel:

Jess642's photo
Wed 12/22/10 08:08 PM

Go ahead post your own.

WANTED:
Intelligent young sexy female partner. Wears sweatshirts and high heels.
Must have ravenous libido, way with words and be self-sufficient.
Puts relationships first and knows the "look up". Appreciates
mutual backrubs, fragrant oils and soft hands. Adept with quantitative
analysis, hedge strategies and new venture startups. Looking for
irreverent spiritual amusing articulate insatiable. Loves everything about
children. Preferably speaks multiple languages.

drinker



rofl rofl


tongue2

READY4FUNN's photo
Thu 12/23/10 02:12 AM
WANTED: a Sheila..

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 12/23/10 02:26 AM


Go ahead post your own.

WANTED:
Intelligent young sexy female partner. Wears sweatshirts and high heels.
Must have ravenous libido, way with words and be self-sufficient.
Puts relationships first and knows the "look up". Appreciates
mutual backrubs, fragrant oils and soft hands. Adept with quantitative
analysis, hedge strategies and new venture startups. Looking for
irreverent spiritual amusing articulate insatiable. Loves everything about
children. Preferably speaks multiple languages.

drinker



rofl rofl


tongue2


laugh
Crap Harold....I'm speechless...but watching intently.drinker