what's the best way to get rid of a stage 5 clinger...

after you explained...it's not gonna work...

after ignoring calls for a week ..

woke up to 27 text messages

ouch, that sux. legally she is stalking you so you could have the cops talk to her and tell her she could be charged for stalking. otherwise, tell her you have found the love of your life, so get over it and get a life of her own. good luck...

Ask her to not contact you anymore... If she does after than then she really is psycho...

sounds like you got a situation

SO ..so far from what i've taken in...from everyone's input this is how it's gonna go..

Hey sorry it's not gonna work out ...please stop calling me or i will call the police ..So why let it evolve into a situation

actually found a call blocker and text blocker on my phone ...long as she don't show up at my work ..i think we resolved the situation

ty everyone

Hmmm...hypothetically speaking, of course, this might work...

Have brothers meet stalker "for a beer" and then demonstrate effectiveness of Louisville Sluggers on array of pumpkins while mentioning the vastness of the Vermont woods. A parting comment of "don't contact my sister again or else, pal", thrown in for good measure, invariably seals the deal. I mean, would probably seal the deal, hypothetically speaking, of course...

Sometimes you gotta speak their language...

I'd text back 270 times in a row "I don't like you!! Leave me alone."...you'll be ten times more annoying, and maybe she'll get the message.

Never tell them where you work!

How did you let it get to DefCon 5?

Rookies...

I had the same problem.
I just had to be brutally honest.

uggggg call block app was bogus don't work we got a stage 5 clinger still coming in hot

Tell her like it is.

Ohhh dubzy...

I feel for ya.... Been through it

Just do not answer back....in any form

In time they stop...some take longer than others

I know

It's a freaky situation....I was gettin happy penis pics with my default pic in the background

That's when I had to call my friend the officer!

Just totally ignore and never be at the same place at the same time after awhile it will be over.

But when in need don't go back to her for sex

War Games: 'The only way to win,
is not to play the game..'

Hummm only had one of those once that just would not leave me alone.... my ex..... But well it seemed to all work out when his new g/f ended up pregnant guess he realized then he would never get me back.....

introduce her to your "boyfriend" and explain to her that she was an experiment, but your time with her has convinced you that you still belong on the other team....that should do it