So, I bebopped through an easy day at work...jump in the shower to douche and yodel my favorite tunes then DISASTER!!!!!

I discovered a squiggly WHITE hair growing from my right nipple!


I KNOW!!!!!!!

Confusion and panic is setting in cause all my other nipple hairs are brown or dirty blonde...........but that one white hair juts out like the ramming prow on a roman war galley.

Since I live a few miles outside of town I am thinking a helicopter medivac flight makes the most sense due to the obvious seriousness of this emergency.

Oh lord, I hope they dont take the nipple!

Does anyone know if this is a malignant mellow Gnome ma or a two ma?

I googled , "Renegade nipple hair" and came up with a screwed up Styx video which didnt really help.


Please! Someone help meeeeeeeeee!


I need a hug

Unless there's two and they start waving at you it's nothing to worry about.

Now when your nose hairs start turning white, THEN you have a real problem.

Ohhhhh E, we love ya no matter how many white nipple hair you get.......as long as your back hairs are still brown that is..... its all good

Don't pluck it or two will grow in to replace it..... and they will most likely wave atcha.

(((HUG)))

NOOOOOOOOO not the dreaded white nipple hair, well it was good knowing you, make sure to put me in your will

krupa, remember it's been chilly out lately. the tree leaves are losing color, maybe you haven't been drinking enough lime flavored beers. it could be due to a lack of limeyness that this hair thinks you have gone into detox. he may not be renegade, just a martyr trying to save the others from lime deficiency. brave little follicle. here's to you! *chugs a bud light lime*

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell look down farther ya most likely have a few down there as well. Well unless ya let someone shave ya again ........

You are just turning into an old bastard , chill

Ok.....no plucking.....

But, it is just staring at me and freeking me out.

Screw it, I am gonna go grab some beer and a tub o shoe polish and will dye all my nipple hairs so no one will notice.


Thanks for the love Sea...fortunately, the "Silverback Mountain Gorilla" gene skipped me but landed hard on my Dad and brother.

you phuckin scared me Lmao
Sorry for laughning
You want me to paint the nipple hair Dirty blonde or black?
Hugs ! Sweetheart

Its to sexy for your nipple to sexy for your nipple........its too sexy for your nipple.............

THAT HAS TO BE IT!!!!! You are a wise man my friend. Jetting for the Bud Lime right now!

........and Kristy.........Kiss my grits!

Anytime....LMAO..........all the love E all the love

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! You are my saviour! No wonder I lust after you so much!!!!

Ya luvs me and ya know it......

Not to worry. It will soon have company.

It sounds like a cootie.
Where have you been?

B@ST@RD!!!

And boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do I bet yours have some stories to tell