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So what did he do the following Monday????
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He cleaned up the universe after the great big party Sunday.
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He went to a double-feature of Oh God, You Devil and Holy Moses!
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he met a girl called the virgin mary...now she is just called mary lmao
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Then he got all eff'd up the 7th night drinkin' too much party likker, so he rested hisself. |
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So what did he do the following Monday???? Made a garden to the east. Made Adam to place in the garden. Made Eve to be a helper to adam. Or at least so says every version of the Bible I have read. Us he made on 6th day. So the arabs and the jews are fighting over nothing. |
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So what did he do the following Monday???? He went to the unemployment office but they told him he was overqualified. He told them he would take a cut in salary but then they told him he would have to join the union. He said that he would never join the union because he was a confederate. This lasted for six days and on the seventh day he rested. |
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This probably should be in the jokes section which is how I feel with the majority of these idiotic posts.
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This probably should be in the jokes section which is how I feel with the majority of these idiotic posts. Now you are getting the joke. Freedom from religion and freedom of religion all in the general religion thread section. It is controversial by its very nature. 
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