lol

about 10 mins later he actaully tried to grab said boobs! needless to say he got a really hard slap out of the deal.

atta gurl, wtf very rude of him.

yup when people are drunk their true colors show.

If I said you had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me??
Could you pinch me? I think im dreamin.
They's only one thing that you NEED, my chest hair on yours.
Your money maker is a taker!
I'd love to check YOU for ticks.
If I told you I was drunk, could YOU help me to my room?

Hey Baby, lets go to my place, I'll shove some pizza down your throat and bounce you around on hank.

well, um...its orignal..i guess

There was a guy in a bar one time that had a broken leg and it was pinned with steel rods on the outside holding the pins in. He bent over looked me in the eye and asked "Hey do you want to feel my rod?"

These pickup lines work wonders.

"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?? I thought you knew."

"Forget That! Playing Doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."

"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there..."

"Look out into the night sky, you see that bright light to the right of the red one? That is a comet that is streaking here at 35,456 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in an hour. So, wanna ****?"

"Hold out two fingers and say, "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?"
She: I don't know
Cause they're mine sweetheart."

"Your dad must have been retarded, cause you are special."

"Hi, I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel across the street."

lol

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

lol

OMG Guys really say those things.. What happened to just talking to them?

I love using this one, it confuses most girls and lets ya know which ones are smart enough to date

"If I asked you to go out with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"

Is it just me, or does the night sky get brighter when you open your eyes?


Do you like astronomy? Cause I can see the moon and stars in your eyes.

It is said that a persons eyes are a gateway to heaven... Let me look into yours?

Your eyes are like the night sky, all full of stars.

heatherrae, it sounds like your not even gettin pickup lines but a bunch of perverts..althoughim guilty of telling a woman she had very nice legs cause she had very nice legs with her boyfriend standing right there next to her!!!! but just plain being perverted and rude is so unbecoming..or at least i think so!!!!!p.s. and i did not add any of the wrap those legs around me lines she just had very nice and i thought she should know that i noticed!!!

paper or plastic ?

I heard this one the other day..

"Do you know karate cause your bodys kicking"
and
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together"

can i sit on your lap and talk about the 1st thing that pops uo?

lol tri. i actually use that one! he he.
and drunk robert the only girls those lines would work "wonders" on are ho's.