"Hey honey...nice rack ya got there..."

(as if...LOL!)

How would you like to see the soles of your feet in the wing mirrors of my car?

Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!

Once tried, 'Do you f..k'?
She came back with,
'I do now you smooth talking bastard'!

Hey Baby!! Ya wanna rub bellies and bump uglies???

Bella Donna!! Let's do Italian tonight and play hide the sausage!

It's a nice warm night...let me open the moon roof to give you more leg room!!!

how ya doing?
joey from friends
and it actually works
believe me

I had a very tall man use this one on me

If you date me you will never need to kneel again........looked at him...and said do you think that line is original..then walked away

hey baby i'll snuggle you by the fire

we can make some beautiful smoke together

One of my friends way back when, was a vet. She would respond to guys hitting on her" Im a vet! I cut and nueter "! Loved to watch them wince and back off!

lonely your right. the (joey) line is so friggin cute. especially if the guy is just doing it to be cute (as opposed to him actually talking that way LOL) i love it. it shows that they have a sense of humor.

he comes over to introduce himself.. takes your hand.. kisses it and says..."Bond, James BOnd"









luckly i was in my game that nite and countered with "lost, get lost"

that was you izzie? btw your hand needs lotion LMAO

smartazz!!!!
hehehehe

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Excuse me girl, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"

Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

What would you do if I kissed you right now?

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why don't you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"


You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

a couple of those would actually work on me! lol. izzie i love the james bond one. i'd fall for that one.

if i told ya you had a nice body, would ya hold it against me. lmao . ya i know dont quit my day job. lol

as i remember this---'bout 20 yrs ago --more or less--some gal i once knew comes to me during the party--and asked me this--do you wanna see?---

i got this one in the bar yesterday, yesterday people!

"you have really nice boobs...can i see your boobs?"