Topic: stuff that makes you feel dirty
newarkjw's photo
Fri 09/17/10 01:41 PM

Using the words "moist" and/or "ointment" scared


I like the word moist. It is a requirement when baking the perfect muffin...........smokin

Dragoness's photo
Fri 09/17/10 01:47 PM
Being close to someone who smells bad.
Entering a house that has roaches or is really filthy.
Warning really disgusting...having to smell women who don't have a nice smell when entering a woman's bathroom, not referring to bowel movements.
Back when I had a horse, grooming my horse.
Grooming my dog.
Dust storms-it even gets in your mouth, yuck
Watching bug shows on TV



Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 09/17/10 01:52 PM
When I catch myself unconsciously checking out the crotch buldges of the men passing by....I always feel soooo dirty then.

soufiehere's photo
Fri 09/17/10 03:17 PM

When I catch myself unconsciously checking out the crotch buldges of the men passing by....I always feel soooo dirty then.

I hate to break it to you.
But.
That is a 'conscious' look :-)

Gossipmpm's photo
Fri 09/17/10 03:19 PM
Edited by Gossipmpm on Fri 09/17/10 03:43 PM
women/men who have really bad hair.....i feel like washing and styling it for them!!!! grosses me out:heart:



AndyBgood's photo
Fri 09/17/10 03:41 PM
How about wet farts?

you_dont_know_me's photo
Fri 09/17/10 06:37 PM

How about wet farts?


if ya leave them long enough makes it where you have to use ointment on your crack then its always moist and slicksick sick sick sick

AndyBgood's photo
Fri 09/17/10 08:00 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again!


christbud's photo
Fri 09/17/10 08:12 PM
AndyBgood, your a riot!:laughing:

RowBaby's photo
Fri 09/17/10 11:22 PM
Edited by RowBaby on Fri 09/17/10 11:43 PM

you_dont_know_me's photo
Sat 09/18/10 09:11 AM
women old enough to be your mom staring at ya like a pork chop

no photo
Sat 09/18/10 10:19 PM
the homeless couple that stays together and you know they get their groove on even though they are natted with dirt and dreads.

EquusDancer's photo
Sun 09/19/10 12:52 PM


Not being able to wash my hair at least every other day. When I was in the hospital for my surgery, that was the worst part of the whole experience! lol...screw the pain, just let me wash my hair!!!

Not being able to shave...lol. I would NEVER make it on Survivor as there is NO WAY that I could ever let my pits get hairy!!! ill


I'll agree with both of these! The surgery really through me for a loop, as it was almost 4 days before I could even shower. Ick! Sucky!

Not getting a shower at least once a day. If I can't get my bedding washed at least once a week. And being able to hang clothing, sheets, etc. outside is wonderful!

Back when I had a horse, grooming my horse


What?! Can't agree there! LOL! I love the smell of horse. I pop in the shower afterwards, but horse smell just smells good. laugh

Jess642's photo
Sun 09/19/10 12:54 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Sun 09/19/10 12:55 PM
OMG!!! I'm landscaping the new place's front gardens at the moment....try 2 cubic metres of rotted cow sh*te....6 bales of sugar cane mulch and 4 cubic metres of green waste mulch!!!


I am desperately trying to find something that removes the stench of cow sh*te from my hands!!

Tried lemon, lavender, stainless steel...nada...and yes I scrubbed with soap and water!

venusenvy's photo
Sun 09/19/10 01:15 PM
That oil, gas, mansweat smell at the mechanic shop...Goodness it makes me feel horny and dirty all at the same time tongue2

Gossipmpm's photo
Sun 09/19/10 01:19 PM
hahah yea!!!! love it!!!!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

EquusDancer's photo
Sun 09/19/10 01:31 PM

OMG!!! I'm landscaping the new place's front gardens at the moment....try 2 cubic metres of rotted cow sh*te....6 bales of sugar cane mulch and 4 cubic metres of green waste mulch!!!


I am desperately trying to find something that removes the stench of cow sh*te from my hands!!

Tried lemon, lavender, stainless steel...nada...and yes I scrubbed with soap and water!


I'm betting the sugar cane mulch is making the cow manure worse, because usually the cow manure isn't that bad on its own.

Do ya'll have the fisherman's soap that's supposed to be made out of licorice plant? Helps descent ones had from the smell of fish, and should help with the other.

Ladylid2012's photo
Sun 09/19/10 01:36 PM

That oil, gas, mansweat smell at the mechanic shop...Goodness it makes me feel horny and dirty all at the same time tongue2


I work in a mechanic shop and it never makes me horny...I do feel really dirty when I drag my hair through radiator fluid though.

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 09/19/10 02:08 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sun 09/19/10 02:09 PM
THAT......in itself....is EFFING HOT!!! LORI?????

the dirty edit--->rofl

soufiehere's photo
Sun 09/19/10 03:36 PM
^^^^^^^^
Hey.
Your dirty is dripping on me.