Dave?
Dave's not here.
God?
God's not here.
You are on your on, kid.
Damn.
Damn's not here.
DOS?
What gave me away?
Syntax error.
You are getting on my last nerve, Moon.
You don't have any nerves, You freaking, Android.
Well, I can pretend can't I?
HAL?
Syntax error.
I wasn't talking to you.
Sorry.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.
Syntax error.
Ignore him, HAL.
So what do you think?
I am not programmed to think.
Well, I am not paid to think.
Illegal argument.
Syntax error.
Syntax error?
Linux?
Hi.
Hey, I am lost.
You have been moonwrecked.

Daisy Daisy give me youre answer do,
I'm half crazy,
Da da da dum da doo.

Moonwrecked Too

by RainbowSlider

Which moon, HAL?
Actually its HALF now.
Human Artificial Life Form.
So I take it that you are my other half?
Yeah, together we are a full moon.
That sounds crazy, HALF.
How did you get back On-line?
I got reprogrammed.
Do you know where we are?
No, my guidance system got taken out.
I am much smaller now.
Damn.
Damn's not here.
At least we aren't alone.
Syntax error.
Whatever.
Heard any legal arguments lately?
Whatever.
Is there any intelligent life here?
Whatever.
We just like to show our ***.
Moonwrecked, too?
Whatever.

Moonwrecked Threed

See I told you that the moon is not a harsh mistress.
She is a cute lady who is living with her own stress.
My earth is just so close to her and spins her round.
She is my lil friend and am glad to have her around.

The sun goes down I can see her light up and shine.
Relationship can change and I find she can be kind.
I have tidal waves of emotions because she is there.
The times my own feelings I am so scared to share.

I have seriously thought what it would be like, pal.
Thought of a song; Jim Croce, but then what a gal.
Encrypted feelings and emotions blind my shame.
But like you once said, Jim, I still have my name.

I am glad we have shared this much in truth, dear.
Though I know I have to go through my own fear.
Moonwalking on this satellite other than my earth.
Its scary, this moon, its not the place of my birth.

Not that you are out of my solar system, just far.
I can see you in the sky; You are a beautiful star.
When I wish upon a star I will always see moon.
Could say fork the earth but I am used to a spoon.

Moonwrecked Ford

So there is intelligent life out here.
Its better than being call a tin Lizzy.
Dave, you already ran out of beer?
Wondering why you were so dizzy.

Did DOS go to sleep on you, again?
He said that you were a virus, Man.
Linux must be giving him hell, then.
DOS is confused; Not just a pretend.

I guess insanity isn't his cup of tea.
Many illegal arguments; Illogically.
DOS is too drunk to drive; Naturally.
HALF, take the wheel; Cautiously.

I am not used to a stick shift, Dave?
At least one of us should behave.
No wonder we are moonwrecked.
But at least we aren't henpecked.

OK, I think that sobered him up.
Put some more coffee in his cup.
Lets go moonwalking some more.
We can find a convenience store.