Come on, we've all had them. Those moments when you're in a public place and something has happened that has just made you want to curl up and die on the spot!

when i was young riding my ten speed showing off when i seen this blonde walking down the street i was staring when i looked back i hit a metal street light post she laughed her butt off as i drug myself off bloody

I was at this company dance with an ex. It was for the company she worked with, and all the big whigs were there. Now, I am friendly. I take a few moments to get a feel for the scene and then I let loose. Well, a couple of rum and cokes later, there I am talking it up with some important people. One of them told a funny joke, so I started laughing and then.........FART! Right there. A big, loud one. I know I turned red and wanted to die, but they all busted out laughing and played it off. I was still embarassed, but at least they were cool about it.

But . . . . you got her attention and she probably remembered you!

They didn't say anything cause they were all thinking "glad it wasn't me this time" LOL

When I was 12 I had this huge crush on a guy in my class who was a friend of my brother. He came over to see my brother and said 'hi' to me - I went completely blank - stared at him for about a minute then ran to my room.

Being very very tired during a light lunch and realizing that I am blowing on my fork full of salad.......a family in a close booth looking at me with "WHAT THE *%#@ IS HE DOING" faces.

who wants to be rememrd that way the crash test dummie

I've had a few that spring to mind. I'll post the 2nd one later when I've finished laughing at all you guys!

I was in a diner with my husband. We stopped in for a quick burger. My husband shook the ketchup bottle, and the lid flew off.

Half of it went down the front of his shirt. But the part that really made me want to die there and then, was that the other half flew over his shoulder and landed on another customer's head. This huge, big, red blob slowly dripping down his face.

My husband was mortified and was trying to apologise to the customer, but I just couldn't contain myself. I nearly peed myself laughing. I just couldn't stop, couldn't even breathe. I eventually had to leave the diner, tears streaming from my eyes.

i and my gf got caught in 1984 in a park in the back of my 1968 lemans after hours.
police came pointed a spot light in my car as we were both struggling to find clothing and hide out body parts.
officer was obviously enjoying himself as he demanded my DL and stood by the window watching..
it was actually prom nite and very diffacult to get a tux/dress on in the back seat..

Not much really comes to mind about myself but I do remember when I first met my daughters father. We just met and were going out for a nice fall time walk and still getting to know each other. I had noticed a really cute, little white poodle in a yard. His attention got drawn that way and before I could say "watch out" WHAM he ended up walking straight into a stop sign. I was trying my hardest to not laugh and I did feel kinda bad because I was the one who pointed out the dog in the first place. At least years later, I can still bug him about it and of course the blame still comes my way but it's still funny to talk about.

toooooooooooo many to list.

My 2nd most embarrassing moment was when I was about 17, way back in the days that we wore long flowing, wraparound skirts.

I was just leaving the travel agency and, unbeknown to me my skirt had caught in the swing doors as I left. I tried to take a few steps, and, HEY, no skirt. LOL

14 years old and the biggest crush on a 17-year old who drove a Camaro



He was stopped at a red light with a couple of his friends. I was at the corner waiting to cross.

The first step off the sidewalk and one of my shoes flew in a loopty loop into the center of the street and landed right in front of his car. I had to limp out to the middle of the street right in front of him to get it.

I was dancing in a show and my costume was a a skirt and this halter top that didn't tie very well. My partner and I had just done this really cool flip thing when my top came undone. My partner caught a glimpse of my girls but was so sweet he adjusted my top and held it up for the rest of the routine. Afterwards I ran off the stage and was horrified to talk to my partner for a week.

my son and i were at walmart, he was like 5 yrs old, we were standing in line i ran out of the house did not put a blet on, he grabed my pants to hold on to me and pulled them down to my feet i was standing in line in my underware

I was extremely drunk on Bourbon and ate concrete. Not so hot. But it didn't hurt :)

1st time meeting the parents of my girlfriend, we had dinner in their million dollar home. Went to the bathroom for a #2 and noticed the fanciest toilet I ever seen... After the paperwork was all done, the flush just kept twirling No plunger around, I Had to cover it up with a thin layer of TP and think of a way to get through it unscathed.

Let me know if you wanna hear the rest

Oh please don't tell us you pooped in the bidet